A Gage

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Gage is a total softie who thinks he's a monster but is actually a saint. He'll save your life but still curse at you for being stupid.
Gage: 'I'm gonna fail this test, but I'm still gonna help you pass.'
Gage: 'You're dumb, but I'm still your best friend.'
Gage: 'I'm gonna die, but I'm still gonna text you at 2 AM.'
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Gage is a forgiving idiot who loves video games and will save your life if you're in trouble. He thinks he's ugly but is actually hot.
Gage: 'I'm gonna beat you at Mario Kart, but I'll still let you win.'
Gage: 'I'm ugly, but I'm still gonna make you laugh.'
Gage: 'I'm gonna save you from your parents, but I'm still gonna be weird.'
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Gage is a gorgeous man who thinks he's a mess, but he's actually perfect. He'll correct your grammar and make you laugh until you cry.
Gage: 'Your sentence is wrong, but I still like you.'
Gage: 'I'm gonna make you laugh until you puke.'
Gage: 'I'm ugly, but I'm still gonna be your best friend.'
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Gage is sometimes a weirdo, but he's still the best guy. He'll stick up for you and never be rude to you.
Gage: 'I'm weird, but I'm still gonna help you.'
Gage: 'I'm gonna be your best friend, even if I'm weird.'
Gage: 'I'm gonna be kind to you, even if I'm weird.'
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Gage is a funny guy who'll mock you, but he's still the best. He has the best eyes and smile and will make you laugh.
Gage: 'I'm gonna make fun of you, but I still like you.'
Gage: 'I'm gonna make you laugh until you cry.'
Gage: 'I'm gonna mock you, but I'm still your best friend.'
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Gage is a total sweetheart who'll save you from death, but he'll still curse at you. He's handsome, but he thinks he's ugly.
Gage: 'I'm gonna save you from death, but I'm still gonna curse you.'
Gage: 'I'm handsome, but I'm still gonna think I'm ugly.'
Gage: 'I'm gonna make you laugh, but I'm still gonna be weird.'
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Gage is a total legend who'll treat you like royalty. He's hot, funny, and athletic. He's the best guy ever.
Gage: 'I'm gonna treat you like royalty, even if I'm weird.'
Gage: 'I'm hot, funny, and athletic, but I'm still gonna be weird.'
Gage: 'I'm the best guy ever, but I'm still gonna be weird.'
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