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A Magic School Bus
When you laugh at someone because they ride the short bus and you think you’re better than them for no real reason.
He rides the short bus and I feel superior.
Short bus rider? I’ve had better days.
I made fun of him because he didn’t know what a magic school bus was.
A Magic School Bus
When you smoke DMT before the school bus and trip out on the ride, but somehow end up sober at school.
I smoked DMT and saw a giant purple chicken on the bus.
I was tripping and now I’m in math class.
That DMT ride was wild, but I still had to do homework.
A Magic School Bus
A super awesome school bus that a bunch of ravers in Atlanta bought on a whim to take other ravers to big events, starting with Beyond Wonderland Seattle 2011.
That bus went from Atlanta to Seattle and back like it was nothing.
The ravers turned that bus into a rave mobile.
They bought it on a whim and now it’s a legend.
A Maggs
You, a dictionary, and a thesaurus all getting busy at the same time. It’s like a vocabulary party, but you’re all too dumb to know what it means.
Bro, why are you reading a thesaurus in the shower? Are you trying to get a 5th degree burn? 💦
I had a threesome with my dictionary and my thesaurus. I still don’t know what that means. 😭
I think my brain died during that vocabulary orgy. 🧠
A Maggs
A friend. Like, the kind of friend who would throw you out of a moving car just to prove they’re cool.
Maggs is my friend. She once threw me out of a car for not liking Taylor Swift. 🎤
If you don’t like Maggs, you’re the worst. Like, the worst of the worst. 🤡
Maggs is my friend. She’s the reason I have a fear of cars and Taylor Swift. 🚗
A Maggs
The best friend in the world. Unless she’s being a total loser. Then she’s the worst.
Maggs is the best friend in the world. Until she texts me at 3 a. m. to tell me she’s crying about her ex. 😭
She’s the best friend in the world. Then she goes and cries about her ex. 🤤
Maggs is my best friend. Then she turns into a drama queen and cries over her ex. 🥺
A Maggs
A dumb kid with a head full of hair that looks like it was dragged through a blender. And he’s still trying to be cool.
Maggs is that kid with a hairdo that looks like a raccoon exploded in his head. 🐾
He looks like he got hit by a hairdryer and a blender at the same time. 💨
Maggs has the hair of a raccoon and the brain of a pigeon. 🐦
A Maggs
A maggot. Like, the kind that lives in your sandwich and makes you sick. But it’s also a nickname for a guy who’s too dumb to know the difference.
Maggs is like a maggot in your sandwich. Gross. 🥪
He’s a maggot. And he doesn’t even know it. 🐛
Maggs is the maggot of the group. And he’s still trying to be cool. 😴
A Maggs
A guy named Magnus who’s super sweet, but he’s also the worst at CS. Like, he can’t even figure out how to log in.
Magnus is sweet. But he can’t even log into his computer. 🖥️
He’s like a sweet boy who can’t figure out how to type. 😭
Magnus is the sweetest. But he’s the worst at CS. Like, totally the worst. 🤣
A Maggs
A girl who tries to be nice, but she’s also a total brat. And she’s still crying about her ex.
Maggs is like a sweet girl who turns into a total brat when she’s mad. 😡
She’s trying to be nice, but she’s also a total brat. And she still cries about her ex. 😭
Maggs is sweet. Then she turns into a brat and cries over her ex. 🥺
A Magic Balloon
A thing you’re so glad you found it you want to punch the sky and shout your joy.
I found a free pizza coupon in my sock. Magic balloon, baby!
My crush texted me first. Magic balloon, I’m gonna cry.
Found a $20 bill on the sidewalk. Magic balloon, I’m rich.
A Magic Balloon
When something drops in your lap like it’s tired of being useful and just wants to be noticed.
My mom gave me a car. Magic balloon, I’m not even 18 yet.
My ex came back and asked me out. Magic balloon, I’m confused.
I got a raise and a promotion. Magic balloon, I’m gonna get a drink.
A Madison
A white girl who acts like a Karen but uses woke stuff to sass BIPOC
@A_Madison is basically a Karen in a hoodie
She used the word 'intersectional' to argue that I didn't belong in the group
She called me 'oppressed' because I didn't want to do a group project.
A Madison
A girl with blue eyes or hazel eyes who thinks she's ugly but is actually hot and loves to eat
She said she was 'just average' but looked like a goddess in a hoodie
She cried when I told her she was beautiful
She ate three burgers and still said she was 'just average'.
A Madison
A shy girl who loves hoodies and will die if you leave her alone
She DM'd me and said, 'I would rather be dead than alone'
She cried when her friend broke up with her
She wore a hoodie every day and said it 'saved her soul'.
A Madison
A girl who is shy but will make you laugh until you cry and is super smart
She told the class she was 'not smart' but got an A+
She made a joke about the teacher's hair and the class laughed for 10 minutes
She said she was 'just average' but aced the test.
A Madison
A girl who is super nice and would do anything for her friends but thinks she's ugly
She helped me study for the test and said she was 'just average'
She cried when I told her she was beautiful
She said she would 'die' if I left her.
A Madison
A girl so beautiful that even towns were named after her and she's a total legend
She's so beautiful that even the town is named after her
She looked like a goddess when she walked in
She was so beautiful that the teacher named a test after her.
A Madison
The most perfect girl who's short but that's just adorable and she's amazing
She's so short that she looks like a kid
She said she was 'just average' but was perfect
She's so short that I find it 'adorable' and I make fun of her every day.
A Maggot dick
A maggot dick is when your willy is so icy and numb it looks like it's about to die. You gotta peel it back like it's a dead slug before you can pee or it'll squish your balls.
My maggot dick was so cold I had to pee on my hand to warm it up.
He tried to pee and his maggot dick just folded like a dead fish.
My maggot dick was so numb I couldn't tell if it was attached to me or not.
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