A Maggot dick

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A maggot dick is when your willy is so icy and numb it looks like it's about to die. You gotta peel it back like it's a dead slug before you can pee or it'll squish your balls.
My maggot dick was so cold I had to pee on my hand to warm it up.
He tried to pee and his maggot dick just folded like a dead fish.
My maggot dick was so numb I couldn't tell if it was attached to me or not.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A maggot dick is a tiny, pale cock that looks like it came out of a white guy’s breakfast.
My maggot dick is so small it fits in a teacup.
He had a maggot dick so white it blinded me.
That maggot dick looked like it belonged on a plate at a brunch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A maggot dick is when your cock is so small and pale it looks like it’s been sitting in a jar of milk for a week.
He had a maggot dick so small it looked like a shrimp.
My maggot dick is so pale it’s like it’s been bleached.
That maggot dick looked like it came out of a cow.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A maggot dick is when little white bugs live on your cock and sing show tunes while they eat your skin.
Those maggots on my cock sing 'Let It Go' and eat my skin.
He’s got maggot dicks and they all dance to ' YMCA'.
My maggot dicks are so gay they all got a PhD in drama.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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