Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To sit on the toilet for so long you think you’re going to die from the smell and the shame.

I did a Galileo after eating a whole pizza and a bag of chips.

My cousin did a Galileo so long the toilet started to stink like a dead raccoon.

I did a Galileo in the school bathroom and the janitor came running.

2

The best part of the song that makes you feel like you’re going to explode with happiness.

That line in Bohemian Rhapsody is the best Galileo ever.

I sang the Galileo part so loud my neighbor called the cops.

My friend thinks the Galileo is the best part of the whole song.

3

A pale Italian who probably got sent to jail for saying the sun goes around the Earth and not the other way around.

That Galileo looks like he got sunburned by a flashlight.

My uncle is a Galileo and he got put in jail for being right.

She’s a Galileo and she thinks the Earth goes around the sun like it’s a normal thing.

4

To slice off someone’s middle finger like it’s a bad habit.

He did a Galileo to his brother for stealing his lunch money.

My sister did a Galileo to her friend for talking behind her back.

That guy did a Galileo to his boss because he was tired of getting yelled at.

5

When you’re so sure your butt is round, but everyone else says it’s flat and you’re just trying to be cool.

I told my friend my butt was round, but he said it looked like a pancake.

My mom says my butt is flat and I think she’s just being mean.

I tried to do a Galileo but my butt looked like a sad burger.

6

Yelling 'Galileo' over and over like you're in a madhouse and you want to be famous.

I yelled 'Galileo!' so loud the whole school heard me.

My friend did a Galileo and it turned into a Galileo Figaro.

I yelled 'Galileo' in the middle of math class and got sent to the office.

7

A school full of weirdos, weird parents, and teachers who don’t know what they’re doing but somehow everyone gets along.

This school is the worst, but we all still hang out after class.

I went to a Galileo school and the teachers didn’t even know how to use the whiteboard.

My friend went to a Galileo school and they had a lunch fight over who had the best pizza.