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A new car!
When you buy a new or used car and you're so f***ing obsessed with it that you wash it every day, even if it's raining and you're f***ing naked.
'I washed my car again today. I'm a f***ing car god.', Tommy
'I washed my car after I pooped in it. I'm a f***ing car god.', Lisa
'I washed my car because I felt like it.', Jeff, who is literally f***ing nuts.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A new car!
The f***ing stench that hits you when you first get into a new car. It smells like f***ing plastic, glue, and the inside of a f***ing factory.
'I got into my new car and it smelled like a f***ing trash can.', Karen
'The new car smell hit me like a f***ing truck.', Mark
'I think my car is trying to kill me with its f***ing stench.', Chris
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A new car!
The f***ing time in a new relationship where the couple acts like they're the f***ing best thing since sliced bread. They're texting every minute, posting on f***ing Facebook like it's the f***ing apocalypse, and they're so f***ing annoying.
'I'm so in love with my new boyfriend. He's the best thing since sliced bread!', Sarah, who still uses a toaster oven.
'I posted a picture of my new boyfriend on Facebook 15 times.', Lisa
'I'm going to post another picture of my new boyfriend because I'm that f***ing annoying.', Mark
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A new car!
When a girl's f***ing vagina is fresh like it just came out of a f***ing package. Or when she's still a f***ing virgin.
'Her vagina was like brand new. I f***ing died.', Tom
'I touched her vagina and it was like a f***ing virgin.', Lisa
'Her vagina was so fresh, it was like it came out of a f***ing package.', Mark
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A new car!
When you f***ing first time with a girl after she f***ing sucked your cock, and she leaves a f***ing mark on your Johnson. It looks like a f***ing monster bit you.
'She left a f***ing mark on my Johnson. It looks like a f***ing monster bit me.', Tom
'I got a f***ing mark on my Johnson from a girl. It was like a f***ing beast.', Lisa
'She sucked my cock and left a mark. I look like a f***ing beast.', Mark
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A new car!
A f***ing young guy buys an old f***ing car (well, to be honest, it's a f***ing piece of junk) and he and all his f***ing friends cram into it for the first f***ing drive.
'I bought an old f***ing piece of junk and my friends all fit in it.', Tom
'I tried to fit 10 people in my car and it looked like a f***ing sandwich.', Lisa
'My car was so old it looked like it was going to die on the first drive.', Mark
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A neha
A hot girl who's super smart and thinks she's way better than most guys. She's got her own mind and won't shut up about feminism. She's sweeter than candy and knows everything about politics, rights, and the latest celebrity drama.
"Neha is the only person who could explain the Supreme Court to me while I was eating a burger.", @joesnacks
"I dated a Neha once. It was like dating a genius who also knew all the lyrics to every song ever.", @danny2345
"Neha called me out for not knowing what a carbon footprint is. I now know what it is and why I hate her.", @joshlovescars
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A neha
Neha is the kind of girl who makes you feel like you're not good enough, but you still want to be her friend. She's smart, beautiful, and has a heart so big it could fit a whole damn class of people.
"Neha walked in, and suddenly I forgot my name.", @julie_82
"Neha explained quantum physics to me while I was crying about my ex.", @dan_12
"Neha is the reason I now know what love feels like. And also why I failed math.", @josh_09
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A neha
A girl who's super hot, super smart, and thinks she's from another planet. Her name probably means rain, goddess, or beautiful lady. She's got big eyes and is way too perfect for any normal guy.
"Neha came into my life like a hurricane. I still haven't recovered.", @james101
"Neha is so beautiful, I once forgot to breathe.", @amy_87
"Neha is the reason I now know what rain feels like. And also what love is.", @tom_21
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A neha
A girl with a heart of gold and a brain that could beat a calculator. She's kind, funny, and always knows how to make you feel better.
"Neha made me feel better after I failed my math test. I now know what love is.", @james_09
"Neha is the only person who could make me laugh while I was crying about my ex.", @amy_87
"Neha gave me a hug and told me I was the best. I now believe her.", @tom_21
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A neha
Neha is a cool, crazy girl who loves people and knows how to deal with drama. She's got a big heart and never forgets when someone treats her badly.
"Neha is the kind of girl who can handle a lot of drama and still smile.", @james_09
"Neha is the reason I now know what love feels like. And also why I failed math.", @amy_87
"Neha is the only person who could make me laugh while I was crying about my ex.", @tom_21
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A neha
Neha is a caring person who loves everyone but worries too much. She knows when to stop and how to make you feel better. She's got a good heart and a great sense of humor.
"Neha gave me a hug and told me I was the best. I now believe her.", @james_09
"Neha is the only person who could make me laugh while I was crying about my ex.", @amy_87
"Neha is the reason I now know what love feels like. And also why I failed math.", @tom_21
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A neha
Neha is a really cool, smart, and nice person who loves people and her little brothers and sisters. Meeting a Neha is like winning the lottery of life.
"Neha is the only person who could make me laugh while I was crying about my ex.", @james_09
"Neha is the reason I now know what love feels like. And also why I failed math.", @amy_87
"Neha gave me a hug and told me I was the best. I now believe her.", @tom_21
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A negative times a negative is a positive
Two bad vibes multiplied make a good vibe. Like math but with drama.
My mom and dad both yelled at me. I got a new Xbox. That's a win.
My dog bit my brother. My brother bit my dog. We all got treats. It was magic.
My teacher gave me detention. My teacher gave me detention. I got extra credit. Life is weird.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A negative times a negative is a positive
When two people mess up, they end up getting a reward. It's like math, but with chaos.
I failed my test. My friend failed his test. We both got pizza. That's how we roll.
My sister said I was ugly. I said she was ugly. We both got grounded. That's the way it is.
My dad cursed my teacher. My teacher cursed my dad. We all got ice cream. It was the best day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A negative times a negative is a positive
Two bad days multiplied become a good day. Math, but with mood swings.
I got in trouble. My friend got in trouble. We both got a party. Life is unfair.
I got grounded. My brother got grounded. We both got freedom. That's not fair.
My dog pooped on the carpet. My dog pooped on the carpet. I got a new carpet. That's a miracle.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A neenja
A pale, clueless blonde who thinks Asia is a city and spends her days doing secret kicks while binge-watching shows and pretending she’s Asian.
"I’m a neenja, baby! I kicked a guy in Tokyo!", while wearing pajamas and eating cereal.
"I don’t know where Japan is, but I’m still a neenja!", said no one ever.
She claims she’s a neenja, but she can’t find her own house.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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