A negative times a negative is a positive

My mom and dad both yelled at me. I got a new Xbox. That's a win.

My dog bit my brother. My brother bit my dog. We all got treats. It was magic.

My teacher gave me detention. My teacher gave me detention. I got extra credit. Life is weird.

I failed my test. My friend failed his test. We both got pizza. That's how we roll.

My sister said I was ugly. I said she was ugly. We both got grounded. That's the way it is.

My dad cursed my teacher. My teacher cursed my dad. We all got ice cream. It was the best day.

I got in trouble. My friend got in trouble. We both got a party. Life is unfair.

I got grounded. My brother got grounded. We both got freedom. That's not fair.

My dog pooped on the carpet. My dog pooped on the carpet. I got a new carpet. That's a miracle.