A neenja

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A pale, clueless blonde who thinks Asia is a city and spends her days doing secret kicks while binge-watching shows and pretending she’s Asian.
"I’m a neenja, baby! I kicked a guy in Tokyo!", while wearing pajamas and eating cereal.
"I don’t know where Japan is, but I’m still a neenja!", said no one ever.
She claims she’s a neenja, but she can’t find her own house.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A ninja’s upgrade, like a ninja on steroids, but with better fashion sense and no need to wear a mask because he’s too cool for that.
He killed three guys with a garrote and a side-eye.
You thought he was a regular ninja, until he killed your dad with a single finger.
He didn’t even need a weapon, just a smirk and a knife.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you blow a girl’s mind so hard she blacks out, then you crawl under the bed and yell 'Neenja!' like you’re the god of seduction.
He made her eyes roll back and then screamed 'Neenja!', like he was in a movie.
He got her to cum so hard she passed out and then said 'Neenja!', like a boss.
He made her brain explode, then said 'Neenja!', because he’s that good.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A nerd who thinks he’s a ninja, and uses the internet to make it look like he’s actually cool and dangerous.
He posted a video of himself eating cereal and called it 'Ninja training.'
He said he was a neenja and that he killed 10 people, but they were all his cousins.
He tried to be a ninja but failed and now lives in his mom’s basement.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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