A new car!

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The thing I've heard the most on The Price Is Right. It's when contestants get shown their prize that they win... A NEW CAR! They scream like a f***ing lunatic because they think they're rich.
'I can't believe I won a new car! I'm rich now!', Bob, who still lives with his mom.
'I'm driving a brand new car! I'm rich!', Linda, who still uses a toaster oven.
'I'm going to buy a mansion with this new car!', Mike, who still lives in his car.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you buy a new or used car and you're so f***ing obsessed with it that you wash it every day, even if it's raining and you're f***ing naked.
'I washed my car again today. I'm a f***ing car god.', Tommy
'I washed my car after I pooped in it. I'm a f***ing car god.', Lisa
'I washed my car because I felt like it.', Jeff, who is literally f***ing nuts.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The f***ing stench that hits you when you first get into a new car. It smells like f***ing plastic, glue, and the inside of a f***ing factory.
'I got into my new car and it smelled like a f***ing trash can.', Karen
'The new car smell hit me like a f***ing truck.', Mark
'I think my car is trying to kill me with its f***ing stench.', Chris
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The f***ing time in a new relationship where the couple acts like they're the f***ing best thing since sliced bread. They're texting every minute, posting on f***ing Facebook like it's the f***ing apocalypse, and they're so f***ing annoying.
'I'm so in love with my new boyfriend. He's the best thing since sliced bread!', Sarah, who still uses a toaster oven.
'I posted a picture of my new boyfriend on Facebook 15 times.', Lisa
'I'm going to post another picture of my new boyfriend because I'm that f***ing annoying.', Mark
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a girl's f***ing vagina is fresh like it just came out of a f***ing package. Or when she's still a f***ing virgin.
'Her vagina was like brand new. I f***ing died.', Tom
'I touched her vagina and it was like a f***ing virgin.', Lisa
'Her vagina was so fresh, it was like it came out of a f***ing package.', Mark
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you f***ing first time with a girl after she f***ing sucked your cock, and she leaves a f***ing mark on your Johnson. It looks like a f***ing monster bit you.
'She left a f***ing mark on my Johnson. It looks like a f***ing monster bit me.', Tom
'I got a f***ing mark on my Johnson from a girl. It was like a f***ing beast.', Lisa
'She sucked my cock and left a mark. I look like a f***ing beast.', Mark
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A f***ing young guy buys an old f***ing car (well, to be honest, it's a f***ing piece of junk) and he and all his f***ing friends cram into it for the first f***ing drive.
'I bought an old f***ing piece of junk and my friends all fit in it.', Tom
'I tried to fit 10 people in my car and it looked like a f***ing sandwich.', Lisa
'My car was so old it looked like it was going to die on the first drive.', Mark
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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