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A looney
A total headcase who thinks they're the main character in a movie nobody wants to watch
My cousin thinks he's a superhero. He's a looney.
That guy wears a hat made of socks. He's a looney.
She told me the moon is made of cheese. She's a looney.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A looney
A fancy British twerp who thinks their dumb idea is the next big thing
He said he’d teleport to Mars. He’s a looney.
She tried to talk to a chicken. She’s a looney.
He thinks he’s a king. He’s a looney.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A looney
A Canadian coin that’s way more popular than the people who use it
I bought a soda for a looney. It was worth it.
My mom uses loonies to pay for everything. She’s broke.
I dropped a looney in a puddle. Now it’s a soggy looney.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A looney
A person who acts like they’re from a cartoon and everyone else is just background noise
He dances in the grocery store like he’s in a Looney Tunes movie.
She talks to the ceiling. She’s a looney.
He thinks he’s a superhero. He’s a looney.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A looney
A person who sits on people like they’re uncomfortable chairs
He sat on my mom like she was a couch. He’s a looney.
She sat on my brother during lunch. She’s a looney.
He sat on the teacher during class. He’s a looney.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A looney
When a man shoots his load in the air and then eats it like it’s a snack
He shot his load in the sky and ate it. That’s a looney.
He shot his load in the air and laughed. That’s a looney.
He shot his load and then caught it. That’s a looney.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A looney
When you’re so wasted you think you’re a crackhead and nobody cares
He was so wasted he thought he was a crackhead. He’s a looney.
She took x pills and started talking to the wall. She’s a looney.
He danced on a table like he was high. He’s a looney.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A long nine
When you're getting face-fucked while their junk is smacking your skull like a meaty drum.
I was getting lip-locked while his cock was bonking my head like a piñata.
She was kissing me while his nuts were bopping my forehead like a moron.
I was getting blowed while his junk was whapping my skull like a meaty metronome.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A long nine
When your mouth is full of tongue and their cock is doing a tap-dance on your head.
My face was full of tongue and his cock was tap-dancing on my skull.
I had my mouth full of tongue while his cock was tap-dancing on my brain.
My face was full of tongue and his junk was tap-dancing on my head like a drunk fool.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A long nine
When you're getting a tongue-lash while their cock is pummeling your head like it's a bag of bricks.
I was getting a tongue-lash while his cock was pummeling my brain like it was a sack of bricks.
She was licking my face while his junk was beating my skull like a meaty drum.
I was getting a tongue-lash while his cock was smacking my head like it was a meaty brick.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A long day
A long day is like your ass got stuck in a blender and it won't stop.
Man I had a long day today my brain is like a fried egg
My long day was so bad I cried in the microwave
I had a long day and my dog ran away with my lunch
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A long day
A long day is when the universe throws you a punch and says goodbye.
Today was a long day I got yelled at by my mom and my dog
I had a long day and my phone died in the middle of a text
My long day started with a spilled coffee and ended with a broken chair
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A long day
A long day is when life gives you a bad vibe and you just want to die.
Today was a long day I got fired and my dog pooped on my shoes
I had a long day and my boss was a nightmare
My long day was so bad I ate my feelings for dinner
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A long day
A long day is when you’re so sleep-deprived you think your brain is made of Jell-O.
Today was a long day I barely slept and I cried in the fridge
I had a long day and my brain was like a scrambled egg
My long day ended with me eating cereal for dinner and crying
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A long day
A long day is like your day is so bad it’s got a life of its own and it hates you.
Today was a long day my day had a life of its own and it was mean
I had a long day and my brain was trying to quit
My long day was so bad I thought I was going to die in the middle of the day
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A long day
A long day is when you spend the whole day with the boys and it turns into a hot tub disaster.
Today was a long day I hung out with the boys and then we fell into the hot tub
I had a long day and the hot tub was full of beer
My long day ended with me yelling at the hot tub and my friend crying
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A long day
A long day is when November 25th hits and your nose is so long it could be a bridge.
Today was a long day it was national long nose day and mine was 10 feet long
I had a long day and my nose was longer than my mom’s stories
My long day was on national long nose day and I cried in the mirror
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A loli
A loli is a tiny, cute girl who looks like she just crawled out of a cartoon. She’s got the body of a kid and the attitude of one too.
@LoliFan999: Just saw my loli crush in the hallway. I almost peed myself.
My friend’s loli sister eats cereal for dinner. It’s adorable and terrifying.
I tried to flirt with a loli at the store. She just smiled and said, 'I’m 12.' I cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A loli
A loli is like a little girl who looks like a cartoon, and people either love her or get mad at her for being so cute.
@LoliLover2000: My loli crush wears socks with flowers on them. I’m obsessed.
My teacher called me a loli. I took it as a compliment, but my friend took it as an insult and tried to beat me up.
My cousin’s loli friend eats pizza with a fork. I don’t know why.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A loli
A loli is a girl who looks like a kid, and she’s either super tiny or just super cute. Either way, you can’t ignore her.
My loli neighbor walked into my house wearing pajamas and a crown. I asked her what was going on. She said, 'It’s Friday.'
My loli friend is in love with a boy who’s 3 years older than her. I told her to get a life. She said, 'He’s cute.'
My loli crush has a dog that’s bigger than her. I’m not sure if that’s cute or sad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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