A loli

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A loli is a tiny, cute girl who looks like she just crawled out of a cartoon. She’s got the body of a kid and the attitude of one too.

@LoliFan999: Just saw my loli crush in the hallway. I almost peed myself.

My friend’s loli sister eats cereal for dinner. It’s adorable and terrifying.

I tried to flirt with a loli at the store. She just smiled and said, 'I’m 12.' I cried.

A loli is like a little girl who looks like a cartoon, and people either love her or get mad at her for being so cute.

@LoliLover2000: My loli crush wears socks with flowers on them. I’m obsessed.

My teacher called me a loli. I took it as a compliment, but my friend took it as an insult and tried to beat me up.

My cousin’s loli friend eats pizza with a fork. I don’t know why.

A loli is a girl who looks like a kid, and she’s either super tiny or just super cute. Either way, you can’t ignore her.

My loli neighbor walked into my house wearing pajamas and a crown. I asked her what was going on. She said, 'It’s Friday.'

My loli friend is in love with a boy who’s 3 years older than her. I told her to get a life. She said, 'He’s cute.'

My loli crush has a dog that’s bigger than her. I’m not sure if that’s cute or sad.

A loli is a girl who looks like a kid, and people either think she’s adorable or think she’s a waste of oxygen.

My loli sister spends her lunch break drawing hearts on her arms. I don’t know why she’s doing that.

My friend’s loli crush wears socks with flowers and eats pizza with a fork. I think that’s cute.

I tried to ask my loli crush out. She just said, 'You’re too old for me.' I felt like a total failure.

A loli is a girl who acts like a kid even if she's not one. She's tiny, cute, and sometimes acts like she’s been through hell.

My loli crush wears a crown and eats cereal for dinner. I don’t know what that means, but I like it.

My loli friend thinks the sky is made of cookies. I asked her why she thought that. She said, 'It just is.'

My loli neighbor walks around with a tiny dog. I asked her why. She said, 'He’s my best friend.'

A loli is just a girl who looks like a kid. She might be real or fake, but either way, she’s a pain in the ass.

My loli crush walked into my room wearing pajamas and a crown. I asked her why. She said, 'It’s Friday.'

My friend’s loli crush eats cereal for lunch. I asked why. She said, 'It’s delicious.'

My loli sister walks around with a tiny dog. I asked why. She said, 'He’s my best friend.'

A loli is like a tiny, cute girl who acts like a kid. Some people think it’s cute, others think it’s a waste of oxygen.

@LoliLover2000: My loli crush wears socks with flowers on them. I think that’s cute.

My loli friend thinks the sky is made of cookies. I asked her why. She said, 'Because it is.'

My loli neighbor walked into my room wearing a crown. I asked why. She said, 'It’s Friday.'