Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total headcase who thinks they're the main character in a movie nobody wants to watch

My cousin thinks he's a superhero. He's a looney.

That guy wears a hat made of socks. He's a looney.

She told me the moon is made of cheese. She's a looney.

2

A fancy British twerp who thinks their dumb idea is the next big thing

He said he’d teleport to Mars. He’s a looney.

She tried to talk to a chicken. She’s a looney.

He thinks he’s a king. He’s a looney.

3

A Canadian coin that’s way more popular than the people who use it

I bought a soda for a looney. It was worth it.

My mom uses loonies to pay for everything. She’s broke.

I dropped a looney in a puddle. Now it’s a soggy looney.

4

A person who acts like they’re from a cartoon and everyone else is just background noise

He dances in the grocery store like he’s in a Looney Tunes movie.

She talks to the ceiling. She’s a looney.

He thinks he’s a superhero. He’s a looney.

5

A person who sits on people like they’re uncomfortable chairs

He sat on my mom like she was a couch. He’s a looney.

She sat on my brother during lunch. She’s a looney.

He sat on the teacher during class. He’s a looney.

6

When a man shoots his load in the air and then eats it like it’s a snack

He shot his load in the sky and ate it. That’s a looney.

He shot his load in the air and laughed. That’s a looney.

He shot his load and then caught it. That’s a looney.

7

When you’re so wasted you think you’re a crackhead and nobody cares

He was so wasted he thought he was a crackhead. He’s a looney.

She took x pills and started talking to the wall. She’s a looney.

He danced on a table like he was high. He’s a looney.