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A Racer
A racer is a guy in a suit who thinks he’s the fastest man alive and cries when he’s not.
He cried when he lost the race. I just laughed and ate a sandwich.
He said he was the fastest man alive. I told him he was the slowest.
He cried when he lost to a guy in a suit. I told him I was just being kind.
A RUSTY MISFIT
A Rusty Misfit is when you finish a girl and your shirt smells like old pizza, clam juice, and regret all at once. You throw it on the floor and forget about it until you pass out from the stench.
I tried to look cool after sex, but my shirt looked like it was dipped in garbage.
My shirt was so gross I used it to wipe my face and then threw it like it was my enemy.
I wore the same shirt for a week and it smelled like a dead raccoon.
A RUSTY MISFIT
A Rusty Misfit happens when you finish a girl, your shirt is soaked in clam juice, and you throw it in the hamper and then forget about it until it smells like a prison cell.
I finished her, and my shirt was so gross I used it to wipe my face like it was a towel.
I put my shirt in the hamper, then forgot about it for days. It stank like a fart in a jar.
I looked at my shirt and it was like looking at a dead animal.
A RUSTY MISFIT
A Rusty Misfit is when you finish a girl, your shirt reeks like a sewer, and you toss it in the hamper and then forget it until you smell it in your sleep.
I finished her and my shirt was so stinky I had to throw it out the window.
I wore the same shirt for four days and it smelled like a dead fish.
I looked at my shirt and it was like it was trying to kill me.
A RUSTY CARL
When someone takes a dump in a car hood so the whole car smells like a sewer and everyone in it gets a nose full of stink.
My cousin did a rusty carl in my dad's car and now it smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can.
The guy in front of me did a rusty carl and I nearly passed out from the smell.
I did a rusty carl in my brother's car and now he won't let me near it.
A RUSTY CARL
When a hot Carl and a rusty trombone get together and there's also a spit valve to make the mess even worse.
The rusty carl at the party was like a hot Carl and a rusty trombone having a spat with a spit valve.
I saw a rusty carl at the mall and it was like a hot Carl and a rusty trombone throwing up together.
The rusty carl in my gym class was the worst. It was like a hot Carl and a rusty trombone fighting over a spit valve.
A RUSKA
A Ruska is the kind of girl who makes your heart do backflips but also makes you want to punch your ex. She’s cute, kind, and has a laugh that could knock someone out. But don’t get too close, she’ll probably trip over her own feet and blame you.
Why are you still single? You could have a Ruska as your girlfriend.
She smiled at me. I almost died.
She’s beautiful. I almost proposed. Then she fell off the chair.
A RUSKA
A Ruska is like a weirdo who trips over her own shoes and still manages to make you laugh. She’s a total loner, but you can’t help but adore her. She’s also the only one who can take care of that mangy cat that somehow survives on pizza and hatred.
Why is she still single? She’s a total weirdo.
She walked into a door. Then she laughed at me.
She feeds that mangy cat. I don’t know how.
A RUSKA
A Ruska is when your perfect plan goes to hell because of one dumb mistake. Like when you’re trying to be cool and end up looking like a total idiot. It’s like the universe is out to get you and it’s laughing at your face.
I tried to be cool. Now I look like a fool.
My plan was perfect. Then she tripped over my shoe.
I thought I was being smart. Now I’m the class clown.
A REAL feminist
A real feminist is someone who gets the whole point of equality but is now getting laughed at because the movement got too political and now everyone thinks it's just a bunch of hot air.
My cousin joined the feminist group and now she just argues about which cereal is better.
My teacher said feminism is like a toddler throwing a fit over who gets the last cookie.
My friend’s dad called feminism a ‘holy war over who gets the last piece of pizza.’
A REAL feminist
A real feminist is just someone who wants men and women to have the same rights and doesn’t care about all the dumb shit that got added on.
My mom said feminism is like trying to split the bill but everyone argues over the tip.
My brother called feminists ‘bunch of loud mouthed divas who can’t take a joke.’
My friend’s teacher said the real feminists are the ones who just want fairness, not drama.
A REAL Kaeya Simp
A REAL Kaeya Simp is someone who loves Kaeya so much they would slap a priest for not giving Kaeya enough attention. They know every tiny detail of his life and would cry if he didn't get his happy face back.
I'd rather die than let Kaeya be sad again.
If Kaeya didn't get his happy face, I'd start a riot.
I know Kaeya's backstory better than his ex.
A REAL Kaeya Simp
A REAL Kaeya Simp is like a mad fan who would throw a tantrum if Kaeya didn't get his happy face. They want Kaeya and Diluc to make up so bad, they’d even punch a dragon for it.
I’d punch a dragon if Kaeya and Diluc didn’t get back together.
If Kaeya didn’t smile, I’d start a crying marathon.
I know more about Kaeya than his ex.
A REAL Kaeya Simp
A REAL Kaeya Simp is someone who’d rather die than let Kaeya be sad. They know all of Kaeya’s secrets and would even go to war to make him happy again.
I’d go to war for Kaeya’s happiness.
I know all of Kaeya’s secrets, even the ones he didn’t tell Diluc.
If Kaeya didn’t get his happy face, I’d start a protest.
A REAL Kaeya Simp
A REAL Kaeya Simp is someone who thinks Kaeya is the best and would rather get kicked out of a club than let someone else talk about Kaeya.
I’d get kicked out of a club just to talk about Kaeya.
I don’t care if I’m banned, Kaeya needs love.
I’d argue with a teacher just to praise Kaeya.
A REAL Kaeya Simp
A REAL Kaeya Simp is someone who thinks Kaeya is the greatest and would even break up a couple to get Kaeya’s attention.
I’d break up a couple just to get Kaeya’s attention.
If I had to, I’d even fight my best friend for Kaeya.
I don’t care if I’m the worst friend, Kaeya needs me.
A REAL Kaeya Simp
A REAL Kaeya Simp is someone who loves Kaeya so much they'd rather get beaten up than let someone else talk about Kaeya.
I’d get beaten up for Kaeya’s love.
If someone talked about Kaeya, I’d fight them.
I’d rather bleed than let someone else praise Kaeya.
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