A Sicker
A stupid person who thinks they get it. They don't.
He said he got it. I said, 'You got it wrong.'
She said she understood. I said, 'No, you just made it worse.'
He read the example and still didn't get it.
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A Sicker
A totally slutty girl who loves to suck dicks. Sometimes she does it on accident.
She sucked my dick by accident. I said, 'That was unexpected.'
She said she liked sucking dicks. I said, 'That’s a lot of dicks.'
She sucked three dicks at the same time. I said, 'That’s a lot of sucking.'
A Sicker
A dangerous man who will kill you if he's mad. Don't make him mad.
He said if I made him mad, he'd kill me. I said, 'Okay, I won't make you mad.'
He warned me not to make him mad. I said, 'I won’t. I’ll just let you kill me.'
He told me if I made him mad, he'd kill me. I said, 'Cool. Let’s try it.'
A Sicker
A real friend who's been around forever. They're the best kind of person.
He said he was there since day one. I said, 'You're the real one.'
She said she's been there since day one. I said, 'You're the real one.'
He said he was a real one. I said, 'You're the best kind of person.'
A Shuttleworth
A person who gets their pants pulled down by butt-loving monkeys from another world and also rides a long board like a crazy man
Bro just told me he got fisted by Tony and got kicked outta the game by a pro pig pog
My cousin went to a different definition and came back with a face like a fried egg
My mom said I’d be dead if I didn’t stop taking Shuttleworths
A Shuttleworth
The best sysadmin in the whole wide world. Everyone else should be jealous of him and want to be him
My server crashed and I called him and he fixed it in like 2 seconds
He knows more about computers than my grandpa knows about his golf game
He can fix my computer with just a glance and a curse word
A Shuttleworth
A person who takes the biggest poops in the history of poop. It can punch through concrete and make you go insane
I was in the hallway and heard a Shuttleworth and I got a headache and started crying
My neighbor took one and the whole building shook and I got a rash
My dog took a Shuttleworth and now he can’t stop scratching and he’s rocking in circles
A Shuttleworth
A person who is super hot and will steal your friends, your family, and even your dating life
He walked in and Aliya left me for him
He asked my mom out and she said yes
He texted my brother and now he’s dating my sister
A Shungler
A person who shaves your jungle bridge just to keep your extra hair for themselves and probably uses it for something gross.
My barber is a shungler. He took my hair and now I smell like his old sock.
My sister shungles me every week. She says she's making a hair carpet.
My dad is a shungler. He shaves my head and stores the hair in a jar labeled 'Future Mustache.'
A Shungler
A person who shaves their own jungle bridge and hoards the hair like it's gold.
I’m a shungler. I shave my head every day and keep the hair in a sock. It’s my treasure.
My brother shungles himself. He says he’s saving up for a hair explosion.
I shungle for fun. My hair is my savings account.
A Shuffle child
A kid who’s stuck in a family that’s like a meat grinder. Five brothers and sisters? That’s just the beginning.
My cousin has six siblings. He says he’s lucky because he doesn’t have to eat the soup.
My sister has seven brothers. She’s like a survivor from a zombie apocalypse.
My friend’s family has eight kids. They all scream at the same time. It’s like a war.
A Shuffle child
A child who’s constantly getting pushed around by a bunch of loud, messy siblings. It’s like being in a trash can with a gang of raccoons.
My brother has nine siblings. He says they all fight over the last piece of pizza like it’s a treasure.
My neighbor has five brothers. They all scream at the same time. It’s like a sound explosion.
My cousin has six siblings. They all live in the same house. It’s like a circus with no tents.
A Shuffle child
A kid who has so many brothers and sisters it’s like they all came from the same crazy egg. Five? That’s just the warm-up.
My friend has eight siblings. They all argue about who gets the last soda. It’s like a war every day.
My brother has ten siblings. He says they all fight over the same TV. It’s like a family riot.
My cousin has seven siblings. They all shout at the same time. It’s like a loud storm.
A Shrivel Dick
A shrivel dick is a lazy ass who shows up and ruins the whole party with their dumb ass.
My cousin showed up with a bag of chips and no plans. He’s a shrivel dick.
This guy came to the party and just sat in the corner. Shrivel dick.
He showed up at my birthday and didn’t even bring a gift. Shrivel dick.
A Shrivel Dick
A shrivel dick is when your pecker turns into a tiny wrinkly noodle because it’s too cold or it’s been in water too long.
I jumped in the lake and my pecker turned into a shrivel dick.
He wore swim trunks in the snow and his pecker looked like a shrivel dick.
He took a bath for three hours and his pecker became a shrivel dick.
A Shrivel Dick
A shrivel dick is when a guy tries to have sex but his pecker is so soft it’s like it never existed.
He tried to have sex with his girlfriend but his pecker was a shrivel dick.
My brother tried to get lucky but it was a shrivel dick moment.
He tried to have sex but it was like he had a shrivel dick.
A Shrivel Dick
A shrivel dick is when it’s so cold your pecker gets all wrinkly and tiny like it’s been sitting in the freezer for days.
It was -10 outside and my pecker looked like a shrivel dick.
He walked outside without a jacket and his pecker became a shrivel dick.
It was freezing and my pecker looked like it had been in a shrivel dick freezer.
A Shrivel Dick
A shrivel dick is when your pecker has been in water for so long it’s like it forgot it was a pecker.
He took a bath for an hour and his pecker turned into a shrivel dick.
He swam in the ocean for days and his pecker was a shrivel dick.
He had a shower and his pecker became a shrivel dick.
A Shrivel Dick
A shrivel dick is when you say don’t want so many times it’s like you’re trying to erase your soul.
He said don’t want like ten times. Shrivel dick.
She said don’t want so much it turned into a shrivel dick moment.
He kept saying don’t want and it became a shrivel dick.
A Shrivel Dick
A shrivel dick is when your pecker is so soft it’s like it’s been hit by a pillow.
He had a shrivel dick because his pecker was so soft.
His pecker was like a shrivel dick after the pillow hit it.
He had a soft pecker that looked like a shrivel dick.