A Shuffle child

Current Trending

3 views · Added 17d ago · 3 definitions

1
A kid who’s stuck in a family that’s like a meat grinder. Five brothers and sisters? That’s just the beginning.
My cousin has six siblings. He says he’s lucky because he doesn’t have to eat the soup.
My sister has seven brothers. She’s like a survivor from a zombie apocalypse.
My friend’s family has eight kids. They all scream at the same time. It’s like a war.
2
A child who’s constantly getting pushed around by a bunch of loud, messy siblings. It’s like being in a trash can with a gang of raccoons.
My brother has nine siblings. He says they all fight over the last piece of pizza like it’s a treasure.
My neighbor has five brothers. They all scream at the same time. It’s like a sound explosion.
My cousin has six siblings. They all live in the same house. It’s like a circus with no tents.
3
A kid who has so many brothers and sisters it’s like they all came from the same crazy egg. Five? That’s just the warm-up.
My friend has eight siblings. They all argue about who gets the last soda. It’s like a war every day.
My brother has ten siblings. He says they all fight over the same TV. It’s like a family riot.
My cousin has seven siblings. They all shout at the same time. It’s like a loud storm.
xs