Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total failure who brings everyone else down with their bad vibes.

You: Let's go to the party. Him: I'm not going. I just got grounded.

You: We're gonna win this game. Him: I'm not even playing.

You: Let's eat pizza. Him: I'm gonna eat a salad.

2

A stupid kid who yells 'cool' like it's the only word they know. Also used by dumb kids who steal phones from old ladies.

'Cool!' he said. I was like, 'You're literally the only one here.'

He ran up to the bus driver and yelled 'cool' at him.

He stole a phone from a grandma and said 'cool' like it was a victory.

3

A person who might be your new lover, but probably isn't because they're a waste of time.

She said she was gonna replace my ex. I said, 'You're just gonna replace me next.'

He told me he was gonna replace my ex. I said, 'You're not even good at being me.'

She said she was gonna be my new lover. I said, 'You're not even a good ex.'

4

A stupid person who thinks they get it. They don't.

He said he got it. I said, 'You got it wrong.'

She said she understood. I said, 'No, you just made it worse.'

He read the example and still didn't get it.

5

A totally slutty girl who loves to suck dicks. Sometimes she does it on accident.

She sucked my dick by accident. I said, 'That was unexpected.'

She said she liked sucking dicks. I said, 'That’s a lot of dicks.'

She sucked three dicks at the same time. I said, 'That’s a lot of sucking.'

6

A dangerous man who will kill you if he's mad. Don't make him mad.

He said if I made him mad, he'd kill me. I said, 'Okay, I won't make you mad.'

He warned me not to make him mad. I said, 'I won’t. I’ll just let you kill me.'

He told me if I made him mad, he'd kill me. I said, 'Cool. Let’s try it.'

7

A real friend who's been around forever. They're the best kind of person.

He said he was there since day one. I said, 'You're the real one.'

She said she's been there since day one. I said, 'You're the real one.'

He said he was a real one. I said, 'You're the best kind of person.'