A Shungler

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A person who shaves your jungle bridge just to keep your extra hair for themselves and probably uses it for something gross.
My barber is a shungler. He took my hair and now I smell like his old sock.
My sister shungles me every week. She says she's making a hair carpet.
My dad is a shungler. He shaves my head and stores the hair in a jar labeled 'Future Mustache.'
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A person who shaves their own jungle bridge and hoards the hair like it's gold.
I’m a shungler. I shave my head every day and keep the hair in a sock. It’s my treasure.
My brother shungles himself. He says he’s saving up for a hair explosion.
I shungle for fun. My hair is my savings account.
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