A REAL Kaeya Simp
A REAL Kaeya Simp is someone who’d rather die than let Kaeya be sad. They know all of Kaeya’s secrets and would even go to war to make him happy again.
I’d go to war for Kaeya’s happiness.
I know all of Kaeya’s secrets, even the ones he didn’t tell Diluc.
If Kaeya didn’t get his happy face, I’d start a protest.