A RUSKA
A Ruska is when your perfect plan goes to hell because of one dumb mistake. Like when you’re trying to be cool and end up looking like a total idiot. It’s like the universe is out to get you and it’s laughing at your face.
I tried to be cool. Now I look like a fool.
My plan was perfect. Then she tripped over my shoe.
I thought I was being smart. Now I’m the class clown.