A RUSTY MISFIT

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A Rusty Misfit is when you finish a girl and your shirt smells like old pizza, clam juice, and regret all at once. You throw it on the floor and forget about it until you pass out from the stench.
I tried to look cool after sex, but my shirt looked like it was dipped in garbage.
My shirt was so gross I used it to wipe my face and then threw it like it was my enemy.
I wore the same shirt for a week and it smelled like a dead raccoon.
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A Rusty Misfit happens when you finish a girl, your shirt is soaked in clam juice, and you throw it in the hamper and then forget about it until it smells like a prison cell.
I finished her, and my shirt was so gross I used it to wipe my face like it was a towel.
I put my shirt in the hamper, then forgot about it for days. It stank like a fart in a jar.
I looked at my shirt and it was like looking at a dead animal.
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A Rusty Misfit is when you finish a girl, your shirt reeks like a sewer, and you toss it in the hamper and then forget it until you smell it in your sleep.
I finished her and my shirt was so stinky I had to throw it out the window.
I wore the same shirt for four days and it smelled like a dead fish.
I looked at my shirt and it was like it was trying to kill me.
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