A RUSTY MISFIT
A Rusty Misfit happens when you finish a girl, your shirt is soaked in clam juice, and you throw it in the hamper and then forget about it until it smells like a prison cell.
I finished her, and my shirt was so gross I used it to wipe my face like it was a towel.
I put my shirt in the hamper, then forgot about it for days. It stank like a fart in a jar.
I looked at my shirt and it was like looking at a dead animal.