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A friend for life
A friend for life is someone who shows up when you’re broke, passed out on the floor, or screaming into a pillow at 2 a. m. They never give you grief and always believe in you even when you’re a complete disaster.
My friend showed up at my door at 2 a. m. with pizza and a pep talk. I cried. He laughed. I still owe him $10.
She texted me at 3 a. m. because I was crying over a failed math test. I didn’t even know she knew I failed.
He showed up at my hospital bed with a burger and a stupid joke. I laughed. I got better.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A friend for life
A best friend is someone who sticks with you even when your ex is being a jackass, your dog ate your homework, and you failed your math test. They’re like your personal superhero who doesn’t care about your dumb life choices.
My best friend told my ex to go die in a lake. I didn’t even know she knew I had a crush on him.
He showed up to my math test with a calculator and a stupid joke. I got an A. He got a detention.
She stayed up all night to help me finish my homework. I failed. She passed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A friend for life
A friend for life is someone you can trust with your secrets, your heart, and your last dollar. They’re the person who would take a bullet for you, or at least a math test.
He took my math test for me. I failed. He got a D. I laughed. He cried.
She knew my deepest secret and still laughed at me when I told her I had a crush on my teacher.
He took a bullet for me in a video game. I cried. He laughed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A friend for life
Eline is a magical being who only appears when you’re about to cry, or when you’re eating pizza at 2 a. m. and you need someone to laugh with.
Eline showed up at my door with pizza at 2 a. m. I cried. She laughed.
I was about to cry over my math test. Eline showed up with a calculator and a stupid joke.
Eline appeared in my dreams and told me I would pass my math test. I did. She didn’t.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A freya yardley
A freya yardley is a hot girl with a huge butt who looks like she's 25 but is actually 17. She'll sleep with anyone who has a piercing and hates people who don't like grey or lilac.
I saw her at the party and she was making out with some guy who had three piercings. I knew it was a freya yardley.
She texted me at midnight asking if I had vodka. That had to be a freya yardley.
She told me she was 25. I knew it was a freya yardley.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A freya yardley
A freya yardley is the kind of girl who doesn’t give a damn about consequences. She’ll sneak out with a bottle of vodka and kiss you like it’s the last day on Earth.
She showed up at my door at 11pm with a bottle of vodka. That’s a freya yardley.
She kissed me like she was dying. That had to be a freya yardley.
She didn’t care if she got caught. That was a freya yardley.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A freya yardley
A freya yardley is a total rebel who doesn't tell anyone about her wild nights. She's got a huge butt, loves grey and lilac, and can't resist a guy with a piercing.
She wouldn't tell me who she slept with. That had to be a freya yardley.
She wore grey and lilac to the party. That's a freya yardley.
She had a guy with three piercings. That's a freya yardley.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A freedom
A freedom is when you get to pick your own punishment, instead of letting some loudmouth politician decide it for you.
'I don't want to go to jail, I want to go to jail in a fancy suit.'
'Freedom is when I get to pick my own prison, and it's a penthouse.'
'Freedom is like being sentenced to a beach party instead of a math test.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A freedom
A freedom is when you're the most powerful black woman in the room, and the only person who thinks they're the boss is the guy who forgot how to tie his shoes.
'I’m the boss, and you’re just here to listen while I remind you of your place.'
'He thinks he’s leading the way, but I’m the one who’s been leading all along.'
'He’s still trying to remember my name, and I’ve already forgotten his.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A freedom
A freedom is when you get to be the last one standing, and the rest of them are just corpses with bad hair.
'Freedom is when you’re the last one left and the others are just meat on the floor.'
'Freedom is like being the last person alive and the others are just a bunch of dead people.'
'Freedom is when you’re the only one left, and everyone else is just a pile of bones.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A freedom
A freedom is when you get to decide what happens next, and the rest of the world can just shut up and deal with it.
'Freedom is like being the boss of your own life.'
'You get to choose what happens, and the others have to take it.'
'You don’t have to listen to anyone else, you just get to do what you want.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A freedom
A freedom is when you’re a bird and you’re flying. That’s it. That’s all you need.
'Birb is flying! That’s freedom!'
'Tatakaw! Tatakaw! Birb is free!'
'Birb just flew away, and that’s all that matters.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A freedom
A freedom is when you can live how you want to live, and no one else gets to say you’re wrong.
'I live how I want to live, and no one else gets to say I’m wrong.'
'You can live your life, and no one else has to care.'
'Freedom is when you get to be you, and no one else can stop you.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A freedom
A freedom is something you have to fight for, and the best way to fight for it is to do nothing, or throw granade, bark necks, and shoot people with a turret gun.
'Freedom is when you fight for it, and the best way is to just do nothing.'
'You can throw granade, bark necks, and shoot people with a turret gun.'
'You can just stand there and do nothing, and that’s the best way to fight for freedom.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A freck Ton
it’s like a mountain of sh*t you can’t ignore
I got a freck ton of homework and I’m gonna fail
She sent me a freck ton of messages and I still don’t know what she wants
This pizza has a freck ton of cheese and it’s amazing
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A freck Ton
it’s so much it’s almost a crime
He brought a freck ton of snacks and ate them all
This freck ton of problems is making me lose my mind
I got a freck ton of text messages and I can’t reply to all of them
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A freck Ton
it’s like the universe threw everything at you at once
I got a freck ton of work and I’m gonna die
She gave me a freck ton of gifts and I don’t know what to do
This freck ton of noise is driving me crazy
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A freaking goodie
A freaking goodie is when a Black guy’s head is so smooth and shiny it looks like it was polished by a million monkeys with a mop and a swear jar. You can’t help but snap a pic and send it to your squad with a loud ‘Oooooo’ and a bongo beat in your head.
I saw this guy walking down the street and my phone almost fell out of my hand trying to take a pic. Ooooooo 🥁
My cousin’s uncle’s head is a freaking goodie. I texted my whole family and we all laughed until my mom cried.
My gym teacher’s head is so good I almost asked him if he was a god.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A freaking goodie
A freaking goodie is the kind of bald head that makes you want to kiss it. It’s so clean it’s like it was washed by a saint and dried with a swear word. You snap a pic and send it to your homies with a loud ‘Ooooo’ and a bongo beat in your soul.
My neighbor’s head is so good I think he’s trying to flirt with me. Ooooooo 🥁
My brother’s head is a freaking goodie. I sent it to my whole class and they all started laughing in math.
My boss’s head is so clean I almost asked for a raise.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A freaking goodie
A freaking goodie is when a Black guy’s head is so smooth you could slide a coin across it. It’s so good you can’t help but take a pic and send it to your squad with a loud ‘Ooooo’ and a bongo beat that makes your neighbor’s dog howl.
My friend’s head is so good I took a pic and sent it to my crush. She texted me back with a heart emoji.
My uncle’s head is a freaking goodie. I sent it to my whole family and we all laughed until my dad snored in the middle of it.
My teacher’s head is so smooth I almost tried to put a coin on it during class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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