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Yusuf is the guy who's hot, cool, and can be a total jerk if you don't bring him chicken. He's awesome, but only when he's full.

'I'm not a jerk, I'm just hungry.'

'If you don't bring me chicken, I'll be a jerk and take your sandwich.'

'I'm hot, I'm cool, and I'm not afraid to tell you I'm right.'

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Yusuf is the most chill guy on the planet, but if you hurt his pets, he'll be the one who makes you cry.

'I'm not angry, I'm just very good at making you cry.'

'I don't stress about dumb stuff, but I do stress about turtles.'

'If you hurt my turtle, I'll hurt you back.'

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Stop being a moron and quit Googling your name like you're some kind of detective.

'You're not a detective, you're just confused.'

'You're not searching for answers, you're just wasting time.'

'You're not a genius, you're just a confused idiot.'

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A Yusuf is a fancy guy who wears a Rolex and thinks he's the most important person alive, but he's just a guy with good taste and a big head.

'I wear a Rolex because I'm rich, not because I'm fancy.'

'I'm not the most important person, I'm just very good at looking it.'

'I don't need a Rolex, I just need to feel fancy.'

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A pink flamingo who cries when people laugh at him

You’re a Zach Zanger, I’ve seen worse in a zoo.

Why do you even bother wearing that shirt? You’re a Zach Zanger.

You’re a Zach Zanger, and you’re gonna stay one till you die.

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A faggot who thinks he’s a king, but everyone knows he’s just a clown

You’re a Zach Zanger, and your crown is fake.

You’re a Zach Zanger, and your laugh is louder than your brain.

You’re a Zach Zanger, and you still think you’re cool.

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A gay man who thinks he’s tough, but he’s just a chicken in a fight

You’re a Zach Zanger, and you ran when I said ‘fight’.

You’re a Zach Zanger, and your ‘tough’ act is weak.

You’re a Zach Zanger, and you’re gonna get beaten up again.

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A smelly cigarette made from cheap paper and tastes like menthol and regret.

Man I smoke 20 a day and still can't breathe

This thing smells like my grandpa's sock

I tried to roll my own and it exploded in my mouth

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The best person ever, I would kiss your face if you were a yousif.

I love yousifs more than my mom

If you're a yousif, I'll marry you

You're the bestest yousif ever

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A guy who thinks he's hot, loves to laugh, and can talk about Spanish and girls like he's a god.

He's smart but thinks he's the best

He talks about girls like he's been there

He's a nerd but thinks he's cool

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A guy with a big peen who'll steal your girl and laugh in your face.

He took my girl and left me crying

His peen is bigger than my dad's

He'll steal your girl just for fun

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A cute geek who talks about video games but doesn't really care about you.

He said he liked me but never called

He's cute but fake

He'll say he loves you but he doesn't

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A tiny peepee that's barely there and looks like it's about to die.

His peepee is smaller than my pencil

I think it's gonna cry

He peed in the sink and it was tiny

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Stealing gas to set parks on fire, specifically where kids play.

He stole gas and lit up the park

The playground was on fire and it was wild

He did it just to watch kids scream

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A YouTube is when someone does something so dumb it makes your brain hurt and you want to punch them. It's also when someone is so smart they make you feel like a idiot for even existing.

'Bro, why did you upload a 3-hour video of you eating cereal?'

'That algorithm is the worst, it turned my 200-sub channel into a 20-sub nightmare.'

'I got demonetized for a 5-second ad. I’m gonna cry.'

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A YouTube is someone or something so smart they probably got into college with ease. Or it's someone or something so dumb they probably got into college by accident.

'This guy has 10 million subs and he still argues about which brand of cereal is better.'

'She got 100 likes for a video where she just said, 'Hi.''

'He got banned for 3 days for using a 2-second clip from a song.'

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A YouTube is when someone is so smart they make you feel like a loser for even trying. It's also when someone is so clueless they probably think the moon is made of cheese.

'This guy is a genius, he made a video about how to make a sandwich and it got 1 million views.'

'She got 10,000 likes for a video that was just her screaming.'

'He got copyright struck for using a 10-second clip of a song.'

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A YouTube is when someone does something so stupid it's like watching a cat fight a robot. It's also when someone is so smart they probably got into a top college and then became a millionaire.

'He did a 3-hour livestream just to argue about which cereal is better.'

'She got 500 likes for a video that was just her saying, 'Hello.''

'He got blocked for a 5-second clip of a song.'

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A YouTube is when someone acts so dumb it's like they were born in a trash can. It's also when someone is so smart they probably got into college by accident and now they're rich.

'He uploaded a 2-hour video of him eating cereal and it only got 20 likes.'

'She got 10,000 likes for just saying, 'Hi.''

'He got demonetized for a 3-second ad.'

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A YouTube is when you're searching for new people to follow, like you're trying to escape the madness of your own channel.

'I'm looking for new people to follow because my channel is dying.'

'I need a break from my own stupid content.'

'I’m looking for someone who can make me forget my own life.'

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