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A gin and a ham in a hole

A gin and a ham in a hole is like asking for the time but getting a middle finger and a sandwich.

I asked for the time and got a gin and a ham in a hole instead.

He just stared at me and said this.

She threw a sandwich at me and yelled this.

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A gin and a ham in a hole

A gin and a ham in a hole is what happens when you ask for the time and get a punch in the face.

I asked what time it was and got a punch and a sandwich.

He yelled this and hit me with a ham.

She said this and threw a gin at my head.

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A gin and a ham in a hole

A gin and a ham in a hole is when your drunk uncle thinks you’re a clock and throws food at you.

He threw a ham at me and screamed this.

My uncle did this when I asked for the time.

She yelled this and hit me with a gin.

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A gin and a ham in a hole

A gin and a ham in a hole is like a sandwich fight at a bar with no time and a lot of swearing.

They fought over a sandwich and yelled this.

He said this while throwing gins at me.

She screamed this and hit me with a ham.

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A gin and a ham in a hole

A gin and a ham in a hole is when you ask for the time and get a sandwich and a slap.

He slapped me and yelled this.

She hit me with a ham and said this.

They threw a gin at me and called me a clock.

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A gilbride

A gilbride is a bunch of pregnant women who look like they’ve been run over by a bus and a bakery

My gilbride friend just ate a whole cake for breakfast. I’m worried about the baby’s future.

At the gym, I saw a gilbride doing yoga. It looked like a war zone.

My mom joined a gilbride group. Now she’s got 10 new friends who all have terrible morning sickness.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A gilbride

A gilbride is when a bunch of women are all pregnant and they’re like a walking disaster waiting to happen

My gilbride coworkers took over the office break room. It’s now a birthing center.

I joined a gilbride on Instagram. Now I get 100 messages a day about baby names.

My sister’s gilbride friends all threw up at the same time. It was like a synchronized dance of vomit.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A gilbride

A gilbride is a group of women who are all pregnant and have no idea what they’re doing

My gilbride neighbor just tried to park her car with one hand and a baby in the other. It was a masterpiece of chaos.

My gilbride friends all wore the same shirt to the doctor’s appointment. It was like a pregnancy fashion show gone wrong.

My gilbride aunt just ate a whole pizza and said it was ‘for the baby.’ The baby’s going to be huge.

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A genderfluid pansexual

A gender-fluid pansexual is a person who can be any gender and loves anyone no matter what they look like or act like

Hey, I'm not just a guy I'm a guy a girl and a unicorn all at once and I love you even if you're a meathead

You think you're the only one who can switch genders I can switch genders and my mood in the same second

I don't care if you're a man a woman or a bag of chips I still love you and I'll still roast you

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A genderfluid pansexual

A gender-fluid pansexual is a person who can be any gender and loves anyone even if they're a total mess

I don't care if you're a girl a boy or a confused potato I still love you and I still hate your life choices

You think you're confused I can be 5 different genders at once and still have time to cuss you out

I love everyone and I don't care if they're a man a woman or a flamingo I still cuss them out

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A genderfluid pansexual

A gender-fluid pansexual is someone who can be any gender and loves anyone even if they're a total disaster

You're not the only one who can change genders I can change genders and my opinion of you in the same minute

I don't care if you're a girl a boy or a confused pizza I still love you and I still cuss you out

I love everyone and I don't care if they're a man a woman or a confused sandwich I still cuss them out

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A giant piece of shit

A giant piece of shit is when you poop so hard it feels like you’re trying to blow up the toilet.

My dad's morning poop is like a war zone.

I pooped so much I thought I was going to die.

My sister’s poop looked like a mountain.

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A giant piece of shit

A giant piece of shit is like a giant poop that won the lottery and decided to live in your toilet.

My poop was so big it took three flushes to get rid of it.

I looked in the toilet and it was like a new world.

My poop was so big it had its own zip code.

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A giant piece of shit

A giant piece of shit is when you poop so much it looks like a monster is living in your toilet.

My poop was like a monster from a horror movie.

I looked in the toilet and it was like a whole new universe.

My poop was so big it had a face.

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A giant piece of shit

A giant piece of shit is when your poop is so big it could be a new planet.

My poop was so big it could feed an army.

I looked in the toilet and it was like a spaceship landed there.

My poop looked like it came from outer space.

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A giant piece of shit

A giant piece of shit is like a poop that's too big for the toilet and has to go out for help.

My poop was so big it asked for a second opinion.

I had to call the toilet police because my poop was too big.

My poop was so big it got a job at the restaurant.

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A giant piece of shit

A giant piece of shit is when you poop so hard it makes your face look like it’s about to explode.

My face looked like a balloon about to pop.

I pooped so hard I thought my ears were going to fall off.

My face looked like it was fighting a war.

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A gentleman’s grip

When you take a tiny bit of weed from your friend’s bag because you’re too cheap to buy your own, and you hope they won’t notice you’re a lying, lowlife rat.

I took one hit from his stash. It's not like he'll notice.

I took a little bit. He'll think it's still full.

He's gonna flip when he sees I took a hit.

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A gentleman’s grip

Holding a drink and a bong in the same hand like you’re some kind of superhuman, even though you’re just trying to look cool.

I’ve got a beer and a bong in one hand. I’m a legend.

I can juggle drinks and bongs. I’m a god.

I’m holding both like I’m a wizard.

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A gentleman’s grip

When a girl sticks her face up your butt and licks you like you're a popsicle, and you're too high to care that it's gross.

She stuck her face up my butt and licked me. I'm too high to care.

I got a gentleman’s grip and I didn’t even flinch.

She was licking me like I was a snack.

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