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A bag full of motherfuckers
A sack, often burlap, stuffed to the brim with motherfuckers who are all ready to fight or yell or both.
The bag was so loud, I could hear the motherfuckers screaming from the other side of the room.
She dropped the bag and it exploded with 5 motherfuckers inside.
He opened the bag and 2 motherfuckers ran out and started fighting.
A bag full of motherfuckers
A bag made of strong fabric, like burlap or denim, filled with at least 3 motherfuckers, all tied up like criminals.
He pulled out the bag and 3 motherfuckers fell out and started yelling at him.
The bag looked like it had been thrown in a lake and pulled out by a motherfucker.
She opened the bag and a motherfucker jumped out and bit her arm.
A bag a deli ham
A greasy, smelly hole that looks like a bag of deli ham when you're too drunk to care how bad it smells.
My aunt’s pants after a long day at the bar.
The inside of my gym bag after a week of no laundry.
The reason I didn't eat the last slice of ham.
A bag a deli ham
A hole that looks like a bag of deli ham, but it’s also full of old pizza and regret.
My pants after a 3 a. m. pizza run.
My sister’s pants after a sleepover with my cousin.
The hole I made when I tried to fit into my old jeans.
A bag a deli ham
A hole so bad it looks like a bag of deli ham, and it's also the reason you're out of breath.
My pants after running from the cops.
My brother's pants after he ate three burgers.
My pants after I tried to do a plank.
A baddist
A woman who sleeps with everyone and no one. She’s like a buffet you can’t leave.
She told me she had a date with my dad last week.
Her ex sent her a group text with all his new friends.
She posted a selfie with three guys at the same time.
A baddist
A woman who’s always getting new boyfriends and never keeping them. She’s like a broken toaster, it just won’t stay on.
She said she’s dating my brother and my neighbor at the same time.
She showed up to my mom’s birthday with her new guy.
She sent me a text saying she’s sleeping with my best friend.
A baddist
A woman who’s got more boyfriends than a pizza place has toppings. You don’t want to be the one who gets stuck.
She told me she’s dating my cousin and my uncle.
She posted a video of her and two guys at the same party.
She texted me to say she’s seeing my friend’s brother.
A baddist
A woman who’s got a new boyfriend every other day. She’s like a candy machine, you never know what you’re gonna get.
She said she’s dating my teacher and my friend’s dad.
She posted a photo of herself with two guys at the same time.
She sent me a message saying she’s seeing my mom’s boyfriend.
A baddist
A woman who’s dating everyone and no one. She’s like a broken promise, you can’t trust her.
She told me she’s dating my brother and my best friend at the same time.
She showed up to my party with two guys.
She texted me that she’s seeing my dad and my uncle.
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman
Trying too hard to impress her with fake compliments that sound like they came from a bad rap song.
Yo, you look like a goddess, and I’m here to tell you I’m the god of this situation.
I’m so smooth, I could make a silk dress out of your confidence.
You’re like a fine wine, and I’m the guy who tried to drink it all at once.
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman
Saying something cheesy that you heard on a commercial or from a guy who’s never had a date.
Hey, I heard your voice before, and it’s like music to my ears.
You’re my favorite kind of snack, sugary and sweet.
I’ve been waiting for you since the beginning of time, like, literally.
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman
Lying about who you are or acting like you’re someone you’re not, just to seem cooler.
I’m a professional dancer, and I’ve been doing this since I was a kid.
I’ve got a degree in coolness, and it’s from a school only I know about.
I don’t just live here, I own the neighborhood.
A bad simp
When Sweg says he's playing Valorant but he's really just staring at his screen like a confused potato
'I'm playing Valorant, bruh.' He just had his head on his keyboard.
'Valorant? I'm in the middle of a match.' He was watching cat videos.
'I'm about to win this round.' He had no idea what a crosshair was.
A bad simp
When Sweg says he's in a Valorant match but he's just playing a game on his phone while Valorant is open in the background
'I'm in the middle of a ranked match.' He was playing Among Us on his phone.
'I'm about to take this round.' He had a Minecraft character on his screen.
'I'm clutching this game.' He had a 100% win rate on a game he didn’t even know existed.
A bad simp
When Sweg says he's in a Valorant match but he's actually just trying to find his own head
'I'm in a match, bro.' He was looking at his screen like it was a foreign language.
'I'm playing like a pro.' He had no idea what a duelist was.
'I'm about to get a pentakill.' He had zero kills and five deaths.
A bad penny always turns up
Your dumb mistakes come back to bite you; also, jerks always find their way back into your life.
My ex showed up at my job wearing my old shirt and called me a failure.
That guy who stole my lunch money in third grade just got hired at my office.
My mom’s ex came to my house and said he wanted to see his 'favorite kid' again.
A bad penny always turns up
Your dumb errors come back like a bad smell; also, mean people always show up when you least expect it.
I failed my math test and then my teacher sent me a note that said, 'I know what you did last summer.'
My brother broke my phone and now he's living in my house again.
I got fired and then my old boss showed up at my new job to laugh at me.
A bad penny always turns up
Your stupid blunders come back to torment you; also, annoying people have a way of coming back like a bad dream.
I forgot my password and then my old friend sent me a message that said, 'I know your password and I'm going to use it.'
I got kicked out of the house and then my dad showed up at my new place with a pizza and a lecture.
I failed the test and then my teacher came to my house and said I was a 'disgrace to the school.'
A bad peep
To be so bad it makes your brain hurt and your soul cry.
My mom's cooking was a bad peep. I had to eat it for three days straight.
That movie was a bad peep. I fell asleep during the climax.
His hair was a bad peep. It looked like a bomb went off in his head.
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