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A woman who sleeps with everyone and no one. She’s like a buffet you can’t leave.

She told me she had a date with my dad last week.

Her ex sent her a group text with all his new friends.

She posted a selfie with three guys at the same time.

A woman who’s always getting new boyfriends and never keeping them. She’s like a broken toaster, it just won’t stay on.

She said she’s dating my brother and my neighbor at the same time.

She showed up to my mom’s birthday with her new guy.

She sent me a text saying she’s sleeping with my best friend.

A woman who’s got more boyfriends than a pizza place has toppings. You don’t want to be the one who gets stuck.

She told me she’s dating my cousin and my uncle.

She posted a video of her and two guys at the same party.

She texted me to say she’s seeing my friend’s brother.

A woman who’s got a new boyfriend every other day. She’s like a candy machine, you never know what you’re gonna get.

She said she’s dating my teacher and my friend’s dad.

She posted a photo of herself with two guys at the same time.

She sent me a message saying she’s seeing my mom’s boyfriend.

A woman who’s dating everyone and no one. She’s like a broken promise, you can’t trust her.

She told me she’s dating my brother and my best friend at the same time.

She showed up to my party with two guys.

She texted me that she’s seeing my dad and my uncle.