A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

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Trying too hard to impress her with fake compliments that sound like they came from a bad rap song.

Yo, you look like a goddess, and I’m here to tell you I’m the god of this situation.

I’m so smooth, I could make a silk dress out of your confidence.

You’re like a fine wine, and I’m the guy who tried to drink it all at once.

Saying something cheesy that you heard on a commercial or from a guy who’s never had a date.

Hey, I heard your voice before, and it’s like music to my ears.

You’re my favorite kind of snack, sugary and sweet.

I’ve been waiting for you since the beginning of time, like, literally.

Lying about who you are or acting like you’re someone you’re not, just to seem cooler.

I’m a professional dancer, and I’ve been doing this since I was a kid.

I’ve got a degree in coolness, and it’s from a school only I know about.

I don’t just live here, I own the neighborhood.