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When Sweg says he's playing Valorant but he's really just staring at his screen like a confused potato

'I'm playing Valorant, bruh.' He just had his head on his keyboard.

'Valorant? I'm in the middle of a match.' He was watching cat videos.

'I'm about to win this round.' He had no idea what a crosshair was.

When Sweg says he's in a Valorant match but he's just playing a game on his phone while Valorant is open in the background

'I'm in the middle of a ranked match.' He was playing Among Us on his phone.

'I'm about to take this round.' He had a Minecraft character on his screen.

'I'm clutching this game.' He had a 100% win rate on a game he didn’t even know existed.

When Sweg says he's in a Valorant match but he's actually just trying to find his own head

'I'm in a match, bro.' He was looking at his screen like it was a foreign language.

'I'm playing like a pro.' He had no idea what a duelist was.

'I'm about to get a pentakill.' He had zero kills and five deaths.