Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant piece of shit is when you poop so hard it feels like you’re trying to blow up the toilet.

My dad's morning poop is like a war zone.

I pooped so much I thought I was going to die.

My sister’s poop looked like a mountain.

2

A giant piece of shit is like a giant poop that won the lottery and decided to live in your toilet.

My poop was so big it took three flushes to get rid of it.

I looked in the toilet and it was like a new world.

My poop was so big it had its own zip code.

3

A giant piece of shit is when you poop so much it looks like a monster is living in your toilet.

My poop was like a monster from a horror movie.

I looked in the toilet and it was like a whole new universe.

My poop was so big it had a face.

4

A giant piece of shit is when your poop is so big it could be a new planet.

My poop was so big it could feed an army.

I looked in the toilet and it was like a spaceship landed there.

My poop looked like it came from outer space.

5

A giant piece of shit is like a poop that's too big for the toilet and has to go out for help.

My poop was so big it asked for a second opinion.

I had to call the toilet police because my poop was too big.

My poop was so big it got a job at the restaurant.

6

A giant piece of shit is when you poop so hard it makes your face look like it’s about to explode.

My face looked like a balloon about to pop.

I pooped so hard I thought my ears were going to fall off.

My face looked like it was fighting a war.