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A lazy fuck

A lazy fuck is someone so lazy, they can’t even pretend to be busy. They sleep through alarms and wake up at noon like it's a holiday.

I slept through my mom's yelling. I'm not even close to waking up.

My alarm rang 10 times. I just turned it off and went back to sleep.

I didn’t even bother to check my phone. I was too tired.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A lazy fuck

A lazy fuck is either someone who is too lazy to work or someone who is too lazy to even finish the act of having sex.

I have a job. I don't go to it. I have a life. I don't live it.

I can do sex. I can't finish it. I'm too lazy.

I had a job once. Then I stopped showing up.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A lazy fuck

A lazy fuck is someone who can fall asleep in the middle of the most intense moment and wake up with no memory of it.

I was in the middle of the best sex of my life. I fell asleep.

She was on top. I fell asleep. That was it.

I had a moment. I fell asleep. I didn't even know.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A lazy fuck

A lazy fuck is a worthless sack of laziness who looks like a wild animal and needs to be sent back to the jungle where they belong.

I look like a wild animal. I live like one too.

I’m so lazy I can’t even go to work. I just sleep.

I need to be sent back to Alabama. I’m too lazy to stay here.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A lazy fuck

A lazy fuck is a person so lazy, even the internet sends them a message to get up.

I got LMGTFY from someone. I still didn’t move.

I didn’t even need to be told. I just stayed there.

I got a message. I ignored it. I stayed lazy.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A lawrence

A beer bottle that’s been opened but barely touched. Like you took one sip and left it to die.

My roommate left a lawrence on the table. I took one sip and it’s been there for a week.

I found a lawrence in the fridge. It was still full. I felt betrayed.

Left a lawrence on the counter. My mom called it a 'beer ghost.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A lawrence

The guy who’s got the looks, the brain, and the junk. He’s smart, funny, and people think he’s got a foot-long sausage.

My lawrence said he was gonna eat the whole pizza. He ate one slice and left. That’s a lawrence.

My lawrence is the only person who can make me laugh and cry at the same time.

He told me he was a lawrence. I said I believed him. He said I was a fool.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A lawrence

A guy who’s nice, has a decent cock, and knows how to make a woman happy. He’s also a beast in sports.

My lawrence just beat me in a game of basketball. He also beat me in bed.

He’s my lawrence. He’s the kind of guy who would run a marathon and still have time to flirt with my sister.

My lawrence is a nice guy, but I swear he has a secret life as a superhero.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A lawrence

The most awesome person ever. He’s honest, loyal, and has the cutest smile. Girls go wild for him and he knows it.

My lawrence is the kind of guy who would save the world and still have time to text me.

He’s my lawrence. He’s cute, sweet, and makes me laugh every day. He doesn’t even know he’s amazing.

He’s the lawrence I’ve been waiting for. He’s perfect, and he knows it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A lawrence

A panda. That’s it. Don’t question it.

My lawrence is a panda. I don’t know why. I just know he eats a lot.

He told me he was a lawrence. I asked what that meant. He said a panda.

He drew a panda. He said it was a lawrence. I said he was a weirdo.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A lawrence

A sausage so big it could knock out a bull. That’s what people say when they see a lawrence.

He showed me his lawrence. I said I believed him. I was wrong.

My lawrence is so big, he could’ve been a wrestler.

He told me he had a lawrence. I asked if it was true. He said, 'You gonna believe me or not?'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A lawrence

The best boyfriend ever. He’s kind, cute, and you’ll want to marry him the second you meet him.

My lawrence is the best boyfriend. He’s kind, cute, and I already want to marry him.

He’s my lawrence. He’s sweet, and he makes me feel like the best person in the world.

He told me he was a lawrence. I said I believed him. Now I can’t stop thinking about marrying him.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A laugh

A laugh is someone who makes you lose your mind, is a joke machine, and acts like they're the king of the universe.

My cousin laughed at my failed attempt to cook a soufflé. It looked like a science experiment gone wrong.

My friend laughed so hard he spilled his coffee on my boss.

My dog laughed at me when I tried to wear a hat backward for a whole week.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A laugh

A laugh is when your face gets so happy it feels like it's about to explode from pure joy.

I laughed so hard when my teacher dressed up as a chicken for show and tell.

I laughed until I cried when my mom tried to sing karaoke and forgot the lyrics.

I laughed when my cat tried to fit into a cereal box.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A laugh

A laugh is when you make so much noise from your insides that people think you're having a seizure.

I laughed so loud my neighbor came to my door and asked if I was okay.

I laughed so hard my dog started barking at me.

I laughed so much I woke up my brother from his nap.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A laugh

A laugh is when your face gets so happy it feels like it's about to do a backflip from pure joy.

I laughed so much when my dog chased my cat up a tree.

I laughed when my friend tried to do a dance move and tripped over his own feet.

I laughed when my little brother tried to wear my mom's wig to school.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A laugh

A laugh is what Jackscepticeye shouts when he hits the whiteboard so hard it feels like the board is crying.

Jack laughed when he knocked over ten markers and they all fell in a pile.

Jack laughed when he hit the board so hard it made a loud boom.

Jack laughed when his marker rolled off the desk and landed in a cup of water.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A laugh

A laugh is when you say a joke was so good it made your brain feel like it just won the lottery.

I laughed when my friend told a joke so good I thought I was going to die from happiness.

I laughed when my teacher told a joke so good I forgot my homework.

I laughed when my little brother told a joke that made my dog laugh too.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A laugh

A laugh is when you pretend you didn’t laugh, but your face says otherwise and everyone knows you're lying.

I said I didn’t laugh, but my face was screaming that I did.

I told my friend I didn’t laugh, but my brother saw me laughing in the mirror.

I said I didn’t laugh, but my dog was laughing with me the whole time.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A last hope

When you're jacking off and realize you've got nothing to grab and you just start splooging all over whatever is closest like a feral animal.

I was jerking off in my math class and had to spray my calculator.

My dog walked in and I exploded on his head.

I had to go to the store and my pants were soaked from my last hope.

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