A piece of crap
A lazy coward who hides behind a weaker swear word to avoid real insults.
He’s a piece of crap because he’s too scared to say ‘you piece of shit.’
Your uncle is a piece of crap.
She’s a piece of crap and it’s embarrassing.
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A piece of crap
Your mom’s loser boyfriend who will never stop being a loser.
Your mom’s loser boyfriend is a piece of crap.
He’s still a piece of crap after 10 years.
That guy is a piece of crap and he always will be.
A piece of crap
It’s so obvious you’re probably thinking it right now.
That project was a piece of crap.
This day is a piece of crap.
Your life is a piece of crap.
A piece of crap
A bunch of bad things grouped together like a pile of shame.
Those tests were pieces of crap.
Your homework is a pile of crap.
All your friends are pieces of crap.
A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla
What Trump serves you when he's too busy screwing the poor to notice you're dying of hunger.
My kid had to eat a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla for lunch. Trump didn't even notice.
I got a meal so sad it made my dog cry. Just chicken, broccoli, and a tortilla.
They gave me a plate that looked like it came from a dumpster. Chicken, broccoli, and a tortilla. Real luxury.
A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla
The worst meal you've ever had, and Trump thinks it's a feast.
They called it a meal. It was just chicken, broccoli, and a tortilla. I ate it and still felt like a prisoner.
My lunch was a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla. It was like being tortured by food.
I thought I was getting a good deal. Turns out it was just chicken, broccoli, and a tortilla.
A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla
What you get when Trump thinks you're too dumb to know you're being scammed.
They handed me a plate with chicken, broccoli, and a tortilla. I thought it was a gift. It was a joke.
I ate a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla. I felt like I was being scammed by a clown.
They told me it was a full meal. It was just chicken, broccoli, and a tortilla. I got scammed by a guy in a suit.
A picture is worth 280 characters.
A Liar-in-Chief’s fakey version of a famous saying. It’s like a stinky, racist, or mean tweet that makes you want to vomit instead of think.
"I’m the best at everything, and you’re all losers!", said with a face like a rotten banana.
A tweet that says, "You’re all bad at math, and I’m the best!", while wearing a shirt that says "I love myself."
A DM that reads, "You’re a loser, and I’m the only one who matters.", sent at 2 AM.
A picture is worth 280 characters.
When a fake GIF or a smug tweet makes your brain hurt more than a math test. It’s like the Liar-in-Chief’s way of saying, "I’m perfect, and you’re all failures."
A tweet that shows a sad face and says, "You’re all failures, and I’m the only one who matters."
A GIF of a dog eating a sandwich, with the caption, "You’re all bad at life, and I’m the best."
A DM that says, "You’re all losers, and I’m the only one who matters.", sent while eating a sandwich.
A picture is worth 280 characters.
A fakey, racist, or mean tweet that makes your brain explode. It’s like the Liar-in-Chief’s way of saying, "You’re all stupid, and I’m the only one who matters."
A tweet that says, "You’re all dumb, and I’m the only one who’s smart.", sent with a face like a rotten apple.
A GIF of a cat wearing sunglasses, with the caption, "You’re all losers, and I’m the only one who matters."
A DM that reads, "You’re all bad at everything, and I’m the best.", sent at 3 AM.
A pic
A pic is when you post a bunch of pictures, like 9 or more, and hope no one notices you're just showing off your butt and your face.
Hey, I just posted a pic of my lunch and my butt.
I sent a pic with 12 pictures of my dog and my face.
This pic has 9 pictures of me eating pizza and my ex.
A pic
A pic is like a picture of a picture, but it’s more like a picture of your face after you drank too much and took a selfie.
This pic is me after I drank 5 sodas and took a selfie.
I sent a pic of my face and my dog’s face.
This pic is me after I cried and took a picture of my face.
A pic
A pic is when someone asks for a pic and you know they want to trade nudes. It's like a kid trading lunch money for candy, but with your privates.
He said, 'Pic for pic?' I said, 'You better send me a good one.'
She asked for a pic and I sent her a pic of my privates.
He said, 'Pic for pic?' I said, 'Only if you send me a good one.'
A pic
A pic is just a picture, but when it's on the internet, it's like it's been cursed and now it's forever a pic.
I took a pic of my face and now it's on the internet forever.
She posted a pic of her lunch and now it's cursed.
He sent a pic of his face and now it's on the internet.
A pic
A pic is short for pictures, and when you post pictures of breasts on forums, you're basically saying 'look at my body.'
He posted a pic of his body and said 'look at me.'
She posted a pic of her body and said 'look at me.'
He posted a pic of his body and said 'look at my body.'
A pic
A pic is like a person who has Coronavirus and thinks they're cool because they're infected and everyone else is normal.
He said, 'I have a pic and I'm cool.'
She said, 'I have a pic and I'm the best.'
He said, 'I have a pic and I'm not going to school.'
A pic
A pic is a partner in crime, or a best friend, but sometimes it's just a best friend who knows your secrets and your privates.
He's my pic and he knows my secrets.
She's my pic and she knows my privates.
He's my pic and he knows my secrets and my privates.
A pickle in a hat
When you shove your peen into a stinky butt full of poop and yank it out so your peen is all covered in gross poop. That’s a pickle in a hat.
My cousin did that at the park and got poop all over his shoes.
I saw my uncle do that in the bathroom and laughed so hard I peed my pants.
My friend’s dog did that to a kid and the kid cried like a baby.
A pickle in a hat
The most awesome thing ever happens, but no one is there to see you be awesome. That’s a pickle in a hat.
I won the race, but no one was watching me win.
I did the best impression ever, but no one was there to see it.
I got a gold star, but no one knew I got it.
A phillipa
A phillipa talks too much and can be louder than a jackhammer. If it's that time of the month, she'll scream at you, apologize, and then cry like a baby. She loves brownies more than she loves you.
'Why did you eat my last brownie? I'm gonna kill you!', then she cried.
She talked my whole class out of lunch.
She screamed at the teacher and then hugged him.