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When you shove your peen into a stinky butt full of poop and yank it out so your peen is all covered in gross poop. That’s a pickle in a hat.
My cousin did that at the park and got poop all over his shoes.
I saw my uncle do that in the bathroom and laughed so hard I peed my pants.
My friend’s dog did that to a kid and the kid cried like a baby.