A lawrence
The guy who’s got the looks, the brain, and the junk. He’s smart, funny, and people think he’s got a foot-long sausage.
My lawrence said he was gonna eat the whole pizza. He ate one slice and left. That’s a lawrence.
My lawrence is the only person who can make me laugh and cry at the same time.
He told me he was a lawrence. I said I believed him. He said I was a fool.