A gilbride

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A gilbride is a bunch of pregnant women who look like they’ve been run over by a bus and a bakery

My gilbride friend just ate a whole cake for breakfast. I’m worried about the baby’s future.

At the gym, I saw a gilbride doing yoga. It looked like a war zone.

My mom joined a gilbride group. Now she’s got 10 new friends who all have terrible morning sickness.

A gilbride is when a bunch of women are all pregnant and they’re like a walking disaster waiting to happen

My gilbride coworkers took over the office break room. It’s now a birthing center.

I joined a gilbride on Instagram. Now I get 100 messages a day about baby names.

My sister’s gilbride friends all threw up at the same time. It was like a synchronized dance of vomit.

A gilbride is a group of women who are all pregnant and have no idea what they’re doing

My gilbride neighbor just tried to park her car with one hand and a baby in the other. It was a masterpiece of chaos.

My gilbride friends all wore the same shirt to the doctor’s appointment. It was like a pregnancy fashion show gone wrong.

My gilbride aunt just ate a whole pizza and said it was ‘for the baby.’ The baby’s going to be huge.