Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A gin and a ham in a hole is what your mom says when she’s drunk and thinks the clock is a sandwich.

My aunt screamed this at the microwave at 3 AM.

He asked what time it was and got this for an answer.

She drank 10 gins and yelled this at the wall.

2

A gin and a ham in a hole is like asking for the time but getting a middle finger and a sandwich.

I asked for the time and got a gin and a ham in a hole instead.

He just stared at me and said this.

She threw a sandwich at me and yelled this.

3

A gin and a ham in a hole is what happens when you ask for the time and get a punch in the face.

I asked what time it was and got a punch and a sandwich.

He yelled this and hit me with a ham.

She said this and threw a gin at my head.

4

A gin and a ham in a hole is when your drunk uncle thinks you’re a clock and throws food at you.

He threw a ham at me and screamed this.

My uncle did this when I asked for the time.

She yelled this and hit me with a gin.

5

A gin and a ham in a hole is like a sandwich fight at a bar with no time and a lot of swearing.

They fought over a sandwich and yelled this.

He said this while throwing gins at me.

She screamed this and hit me with a ham.

6

A gin and a ham in a hole is when you ask for the time and get a sandwich and a slap.

He slapped me and yelled this.

She hit me with a ham and said this.

They threw a gin at me and called me a clock.