A gentleman’s grip

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When you take a tiny bit of weed from your friend’s bag because you’re too cheap to buy your own, and you hope they won’t notice you’re a lying, lowlife rat.

I took one hit from his stash. It's not like he'll notice.

I took a little bit. He'll think it's still full.

He's gonna flip when he sees I took a hit.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Holding a drink and a bong in the same hand like you’re some kind of superhuman, even though you’re just trying to look cool.

I’ve got a beer and a bong in one hand. I’m a legend.

I can juggle drinks and bongs. I’m a god.

I’m holding both like I’m a wizard.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When a girl sticks her face up your butt and licks you like you're a popsicle, and you're too high to care that it's gross.

She stuck her face up my butt and licked me. I'm too high to care.

I got a gentleman’s grip and I didn’t even flinch.

She was licking me like I was a snack.

by Slangipedia 16d ago