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A waterhouse
Ben is a guy who will make you swoon, then turn into a snake with a tiny willy.
He was cute, then he turned into a snake and I was sad.
He kissed me, then I saw his tiny willy and I ran.
He was my hero, then he became a snake and I cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A waterhouse
A 160-pound tiger in a steel cage, who can sing, dance, and take a hit like a boss.
He sang so well, the whole school joined the choir.
He danced like he was in a music video and I was jealous.
He took a bus and came out with a smile and a wink.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A waterhouse
A wife stealer who let Robert Pattinson slip through her fingers.
She claimed Robert Pattinson like it was her birthright.
She saw him first, then let him go and I cried.
She was my boy’s crush and stole him like a thief.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A waterhouse
A sore on your butt that screams in the middle of the night.
It woke me up and I cried in my sleep.
It hurt so bad I threw my shoe at the wall.
It screamed so loud the dog ran out of the house.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf
You're waiting for someone to finally do something stupid, but they're taking their sweet time, like they're playing a game of chicken with a flamingo.
Waiting for my ex to finally post that stupid breakup story on Instagram.
My brother is still arguing with the pizza delivery guy over the extra cheese.
My mom is waiting for my dad to finally say something about her loud singing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf
It's like waiting for a slowpoke to finally move, but the slowpoke is also eating a sandwich.
I've been waiting for my crush to text me back since last Tuesday.
My friend is still trying to convince the dog to come out of the house.
My teacher is waiting for me to finally stop talking during math class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf
You're waiting for someone to make a mess, but they're acting like they're doing a complicated dance.
My dad is still arguing with the TV about the sports game.
My sister is still trying to convince the cat to come out of the closet.
I've been waiting for my friend to finally say something about my weird playlist.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf
You're waiting for someone to finally blow their stack, but they're just sipping tea like it's a fancy party.
My neighbor is still trying to convince the mailman to stop smoking.
My brother is still arguing with the chicken about the chicken's life choices.
My teacher is waiting for me to finally stop talking during lunch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf
You're waiting for someone to finally do something, but they're just sitting there like they're royalty.
I've been waiting for my crush to finally ask me out.
My mom is still waiting for my dad to say something about her singing again.
My friend is still trying to convince the dog to stop barking at the vacuum.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf
You're waiting for someone to finally act like a human being, but they're just sitting there like they're in a trance.
My dad is still arguing with the TV about the sports game.
My sister is still trying to convince the cat to come out of the closet.
My teacher is waiting for me to finally stop talking during math class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A watched pot never boils
Staring at something like it's gonna die on you. It takes forever or just plain fails.
Waiting for my pizza to cook. It’s been 45 minutes and it still looks like it’s crying.
Watching my mom try to boil water for ramen. She’s been at it for an hour and it still looks like it’s being tortured.
Staring at my coffee like it’s gonna magically get hot. It’s been 20 minutes and it’s still lukewarm and judgmental.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A watched pot never boils
Waiting for your enemy to make a move. It’s like you're stuck in a time loop with a grumpy wolf.
Waiting for my boss to say something mean. He’s been staring at me like I owe him money.
Waiting for my ex to text me back. He’s been ignoring me since 2018.
Waiting for my dad to finally yell at me. He’s been watching me like I’m going to break.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A waste of dick
When your dong is so big it's not even worth using because it's too much for anyone to handle. It's like having a monster that no one wants to fight.
My cousin tried to show off his 12-inch monster, and my aunt fainted. Classic waste of dick.
He tried to give me a hand job, but it felt like getting hit by a truck. Waste of dick, pure waste.
My buddy’s cock is so big, it’s like a waste of a whole man.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A waste of dick
When you get hard in the morning, but your wife is already dressed and gone, like she had a life and didn’t want to be interrupted by your morning meat.
Woke up with a hard-on, but my wife was already gone. I was like, 'What even is this?'
He got a full-on morning boner, but his wife was already out the door. Total waste of dick.
I got a stiffy at 7 a. m. but my wife was already at work. That’s just rude.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A waste
A waste is someone who spends your money like it’s pocket change and acts like they’re king of the world. They’re the reason you’re broke and your life is a mess.
My kid spends $50 on candy and calls me a waste. I’m the waste?!
My niece got a degree and still can’t tell time. Total waste.
My cousin got a scholarship and blew it on a video game. Waste of money.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A waste
A total waste is when someone under 30 acts like they’re the smartest person in the room, but they can’t spell 'Tuesday' and still think they’re a genius.
My neighbor thinks he’s a genius. He can’t even spell 'Tuesday'. Waste.
My friend got a degree and still doesn’t know what a ‘comma’ is. Waste.
My cousin got a scholarship and spent it on snacks. Total waste.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A waste
A waste is when you drink so much that you puke on the floor and wake up the next day with a headache so bad it feels like your brain was hit by a truck.
I drank 10 beers and puked on the couch. Total waste.
My friend drank until he passed out and woke up with a hangover. Waste of a day.
I drank so much I passed out and missed my flight. Waste of a vacation.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A waste
To be totally wasted is when you’re so drunk you can’t walk straight, can’t talk straight, and think you’re a superhero.
I drank until I thought I could fly. I’m wasted.
My brother got so drunk he tried to dance on a table. He was wasted.
My friend got so wasted he tried to fight a robot. Total waste.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A waste
A waste is when you get so high you think you can fly, or when you get shot and die like a total idiot.
I got so high I thought I could fly. Total waste.
My friend got shot and died. Total waste.
I got high and tried to eat a whole pizza. Waste of a day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A waste
A waste is a person who is as mean as a witch and as selfish as a greedy kid. It can also be a bad event that makes your day worse than your ex’s face.
My mom is a waste. She’s meaner than a witch.
My brother’s birthday party was a waste. It was worse than my ex’s face.
The movie was a waste. It was worse than my math test.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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