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A spot of fun
A tiny bit of fun that's loud enough to wake the dead.
My little brother's 'spot of fun' was screaming in the grocery store.
She said it was just a spot of fun, but it turned into a full-blown dance battle.
He called his math test a spot of fun, then cried when he failed.
A spot
A secret hot spot on a lady down there that makes her go wild when touched just right.
My mom said she found hers when she was 14 and never looked back.
My cousin tried to find hers with a pencil and got caught.
My aunt said it's like having a little volcano inside you.
A spot
Like a G-Spot, but you have to stick your finger up someone’s butt to find it. It’s basically the man’s version of a woman’s G-Spot, but way more awkward.
My uncle said he found his A-Spot and now he’s obsessed with butt plugs.
My friend tried to find his A-Spot and ended up in the hospital.
My dad said it’s like having a mini brain in your butt.
A spot
A big, ugly, angry pimple that pops up on your face or body like a monster from a bad diet.
My face looks like a fried egg with bacon on it.
My brother got one the size of a golf ball and it was red and angry.
My sister said hers looked like a monster from a horror movie.
A spot
A mess of pimples, zits, and maybe some beard stubble that covers someone’s face like a raccoon got into their skincare routine.
My cousin’s face looked like a pizza with extra cheese and sauce.
My neighbor’s face was so covered in zits, he looked like a zombie.
My friend’s face looked like a hot dog with everything on it.
A spot
A made-up thing that Monet probably got tired of painting the same old stuff and just said, 'I’m gonna call it A Spot and be done with it.'
My teacher said Monet was just lazy and made up A Spot to get out of painting.
My friend said Monet was just annoyed and threw in A Spot for fun.
My dad said A Spot is just a fancy name for a blob.
A spot
British slang for something that’s perfect. It’s like saying ‘bingo’ but with more confidence and a bit of tea.
My uncle said the weather was ‘bang on’ and then took a sip of tea.
My friend’s chicken was ‘bang on’ and he ate it all.
My neighbor said his coffee was ‘bang on’ and it was the best one ever.
A spot
When you give someone money so they can pay you back later, but you hope they don’t forget.
My brother lent me $20 and now I owe him $20.
My friend lent me $50 and now he’s asking for it back.
My mom lent me $10 and now she’s watching me like a hawk.
A sploge
A sploge is a big, ugly stoner with a tiny brain and a belly full of weed and tobacco. It’s like a spliff had a baby with a dumbass.
My cousin’s a sploge. He eats pizza for breakfast and thinks he’s a philosopher.
That sploge just walked into a coffee shop and asked for a ‘mocha with extra dumb.’
My mom says I’m a sploge because I still think the moon is made of cheese.
A sploge
A sploge is a human who’s so brain-dead they think the sky is a conspiracy. They eat fruit for breakfast and cry about it.
That sploge tried to explain the meaning of life and just said, ‘I eat fruit.’
My teacher called me a sploge because I failed math and drew a cat on my test.
Sploges never grow up. They just sit in a corner and eat oranges.
A sploge
A sploge is like a messy pile of sperm, frozen yogurt, and gunk that stuck to your eye when you woke up after a long night of crying.
My sploge brother once tried to eat a wall and got a stomachache.
That sploge woke up with gunk in his eye and cried like a baby.
Sploges are the reason why some people eat yogurt with a spoon and a fork.
A sploge
A sploge is when a bunch of guys sit in a circle and jerk off like it’s a sport. Some of them even jerk each other off and laugh like they’re in a comedy club.
My sploge friends have a party every Friday and just jerk off in a circle.
That sploge group once jerked off so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
My sploge uncle once tried to jerk off in a church and got kicked out.
A sploge
A sploge is a girl who eats sperm like it’s cereal, and she doesn’t care if it goes up her butt or down her throat. She’s like a vacuum for semen.
My sploge sister eats sperm for breakfast and thinks it’s the best thing ever.
That sploge girl once ate sperm and then cried because it tasted like cheese.
My sploge friend is so into being ejaculated in, she even pays people to do it.
A sploge
A sploge is a human who thinks they’re god, but they’re just a brain-dead man who eats fruit and cries about it. They even call themselves Allah sometimes.
My sploge neighbor says he’s Allah and eats fruit for breakfast.
That sploge once tried to explain the meaning of life and just said, ‘I eat fruit.’
My sploge uncle thinks he’s a prophet and eats oranges like they’re sacred.
A sploge
A sploge is just a big pile of dried-up sperm that someone left on the floor of a peep show. It smells like old socks and regret.
That sploge on the floor looked like someone had a bad day and threw up sperm.
My sploge friend once walked into a peep show and saw a sploge and cried.
The sploge on the floor was so old, it had a beard and a job.
A spike
A spike is a total legend who can play tennis, rugby, and life like he’s got no brains and just pure talent. He doesn’t need to be a show-off to be awesome.
That spike can beat you at tennis, rugby, and life all at once.
He’s like a spike, no bragging, just pure skill.
Spike shows up, and everyone else is just trash.
A spike
Spiked is when you mix alcohol with something else, like Gatorade, and you end up with a drink that’s mostly non-alcoholic, but it might also have some illegal stuff in it.
They spiked my Gatorade and I ended up dancing on a table at a party.
The spiked drink had GHB in it, and I woke up in a stranger’s house.
Spiked drinks are like the worst hangover waiting to happen.
A spike
Pouring alcohol into something is like giving a drink a shot at being a total mess.
He poured alcohol into my soda and I turned into a drunk kid at a bar.
She spiked my water with alcohol, and I was a mess the whole day.
That guy poured alcohol into my juice, and I cried at the store.
A spike
A spike is a big, pointy thing used to stab people or work on railroads, and it’s also a vampire who got turned by Drusilla and later got his soul back.
That spike stabbed me with a railroad spike and I got turned into a vampire.
Spike was a vampire who got his soul back and saved the day.
He’s a spike, a vampire, and he was super cool with Buffy.
A spike
A spike is a syringe used by druggies to shoot up and get high, like it’s the best thing ever.
He used a spike to shoot up and got high in the bathroom.
That spike was full of drugs, and she screamed like a kid.
Spike is a syringe and it’s the most awesome thing in the world.
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