A sploge
A sploge is a big, ugly stoner with a tiny brain and a belly full of weed and tobacco. It’s like a spliff had a baby with a dumbass.
My cousin’s a sploge. He eats pizza for breakfast and thinks he’s a philosopher.
That sploge just walked into a coffee shop and asked for a ‘mocha with extra dumb.’
My mom says I’m a sploge because I still think the moon is made of cheese.