A sploge

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A sploge is a big, ugly stoner with a tiny brain and a belly full of weed and tobacco. It’s like a spliff had a baby with a dumbass.
My cousin’s a sploge. He eats pizza for breakfast and thinks he’s a philosopher.
That sploge just walked into a coffee shop and asked for a ‘mocha with extra dumb.’
My mom says I’m a sploge because I still think the moon is made of cheese.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sploge is a human who’s so brain-dead they think the sky is a conspiracy. They eat fruit for breakfast and cry about it.
That sploge tried to explain the meaning of life and just said, ‘I eat fruit.’
My teacher called me a sploge because I failed math and drew a cat on my test.
Sploges never grow up. They just sit in a corner and eat oranges.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sploge is like a messy pile of sperm, frozen yogurt, and gunk that stuck to your eye when you woke up after a long night of crying.
My sploge brother once tried to eat a wall and got a stomachache.
That sploge woke up with gunk in his eye and cried like a baby.
Sploges are the reason why some people eat yogurt with a spoon and a fork.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sploge is when a bunch of guys sit in a circle and jerk off like it’s a sport. Some of them even jerk each other off and laugh like they’re in a comedy club.
My sploge friends have a party every Friday and just jerk off in a circle.
That sploge group once jerked off so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
My sploge uncle once tried to jerk off in a church and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sploge is a girl who eats sperm like it’s cereal, and she doesn’t care if it goes up her butt or down her throat. She’s like a vacuum for semen.
My sploge sister eats sperm for breakfast and thinks it’s the best thing ever.
That sploge girl once ate sperm and then cried because it tasted like cheese.
My sploge friend is so into being ejaculated in, she even pays people to do it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sploge is a human who thinks they’re god, but they’re just a brain-dead man who eats fruit and cries about it. They even call themselves Allah sometimes.
My sploge neighbor says he’s Allah and eats fruit for breakfast.
That sploge once tried to explain the meaning of life and just said, ‘I eat fruit.’
My sploge uncle thinks he’s a prophet and eats oranges like they’re sacred.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sploge is just a big pile of dried-up sperm that someone left on the floor of a peep show. It smells like old socks and regret.
That sploge on the floor looked like someone had a bad day and threw up sperm.
My sploge friend once walked into a peep show and saw a sploge and cried.
The sploge on the floor was so old, it had a beard and a job.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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