A sploge
A sploge is a human who thinks they’re god, but they’re just a brain-dead man who eats fruit and cries about it. They even call themselves Allah sometimes.
My sploge neighbor says he’s Allah and eats fruit for breakfast.
That sploge once tried to explain the meaning of life and just said, ‘I eat fruit.’
My sploge uncle thinks he’s a prophet and eats oranges like they’re sacred.