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A little iodine and that thing could walk again
You yell this when you see a half-dead burger or steak and think it’s only got a little scratch, like it could get better if you doused it in iodine and called it a day.
My burger looked like it got hit by a truck. I said, 'A little iodine and that thing could walk again!'
My steak was barely cooked. I said, 'I could fix this with a little iodine and a prayer.'
That burger was half-dead. I said, 'Just a little iodine and it’d be back on its feet.'
A little iodine and that thing could walk again
You say this when you think a barely cooked meat is just a little hurt and could run around again with a little iodine and a lot of hope.
My steak looked like it had been in a fight. I said, 'A little iodine and that thing could walk again!'
That burger was barely alive. I said, 'Just give it some iodine and it’ll be back on the grill.'
The meat was half-dead. I said, 'It just needs a little iodine and a good laugh.'
A little iodine and that thing could walk again
You shout this when you see a meat that’s barely cooked and think it’s only got a little problem, like it could get better with a little iodine and a lot of swear words.
My burger was barely alive. I said, 'A little iodine and that thing could walk again!'
That steak looked like it had been through hell. I said, 'Just a little iodine and it’s back on its feet.'
The meat was half-dead. I said, 'I’ll fix it with iodine and a swear word.'
A little fucking shit
The skinniest, most annoying kid who talks about Fortnite nonstop and thinks he’s the king of the lynx he keeps in his closet and rapes it for fun while using his mom’s money for a battle pass just so he can flirt with the thick girl in the game.
DM: 'I just raped the lynx again and got the thick girl. You’re still playing with your old battle pass, loser.'
Tweet: 'My mom doesn’t know I’m spending her money on this stupid game. The lynx is my only friend.'
Text: 'You’re still stuck on level 5. I just finished the battle pass. I’m a king now.'
A little fucking shit
The most annoying, runty kid who can’t shut up about Fortnite and how he’s the best at raping the lynx in his room and spending all his mom’s money on a battle pass just so he can flirt with the thick girl in the game.
Text: 'I just spent my mom’s last dollar on the battle pass. You’re still stuck with the basic lynx.'
Tweet: 'Raped the lynx 7 times today and still got time to talk to the thick girl. You’re just a loser.'
DM: 'You’re still playing with the basic lynx. I’ve got the thick girl and the battle pass.'
A little fucking shit
The smallest, most annoying kid who won’t stop talking about Fortnite and how he’s the best at raping the lynx in his room while using his mom’s money for a battle pass just so he can flirt with the thick girl.
Text: 'I just raped the lynx again and got the thick girl. You’re still playing with the basic one.'
Tweet: 'You’re still using the basic lynx. I’ve got the thick girl and the battle pass. I’m a god.'
DM: 'Your mom’s money is gone. I spent it all on the battle pass. You’re just a loser.'
A little fucked up
A tiny bit messed up, like you're not completely broken but you're still got some bad stuff going on inside your head.
My mom said I was a little fucked up after I ate 12 tacos and cried in the shower.
He said he was a little fucked up because he tried to talk to a duck.
She texted me, 'I'm a little fucked up, I wore my pajamas to work and I don't know why.'
A little fucked up
Not totally insane, but you’re close. Like you’re still mostly sane but you’re starting to lose your grip.
I told my teacher I was a little fucked up after I drew a mustache on the principal's face.
He said he was a little fucked up because he ate his math homework.
She posted on Instagram, 'Today was a little fucked up, I fought my brother over the last slice of pizza.'
A little fucked up
You’re not totally out of your mind, but you’re starting to act like it. Like you're barely holding on to your sanity.
He said he was a little fucked up because he tried to talk to his fridge.
My dog was a little fucked up because he ate my homework and then my shoes.
She told her friend, 'I'm a little fucked up, I wore socks to bed and I didn't even know why.'
A little fucked up
You're just a little bit messed up, not totally lost. Like you’re just barely out of your mind.
He told his mom he was a little fucked up because he cried in the middle of a math test.
She said she was a little fucked up because she wore her pajamas to the grocery store.
He texted me, 'I'm a little fucked up, I tried to sing in the shower and it was a disaster.'
A little fucked up
You’re barely broken, just a little bit. Like you’re still mostly you, but you’re starting to act weird.
She said she was a little fucked up because she talked to her plants and they didn't respond.
He told his friend he was a little fucked up because he wore his hat to bed.
I said I was a little fucked up because I tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.
A little floor spice makes everything nice.
What you yell when your friends see you licking the floor after you dropped your snack.
My cousin saw me eating a chip off the floor and said, 'You’re gonna get sick!'
My friend laughed at me when I ate pizza crust from the floor during the party.
My mom walked in and said, 'You’re eating dirt, not food!'
A little floor spice makes everything nice.
What you shout at someone who spilled soup on the floor and then tried to eat it.
My dad dropped his soup and tried to eat it off the floor. I said, 'You're gonna die from that!'
My sister spilled her noodles and said, 'This is fine!' I said, 'No, this is gross!'
My friend dropped his ramen and said, 'I'm not eating that!' I said, 'You will!'
A little flappy bird
You're all worked up and acting like a chicken with its head cut off
I saw my mom when she found out my brother ate the last slice of pizza
My dog ran into the street and I was a little flappy bird
My teacher yelled at me for drawing a mustache on the principal's face
A little flappy bird
You're so flustered you might throw up or scream
My friend failed her math test and started crying in the hallway
I got detention and I was a little flappy bird the whole day
My dad came home late and I was flapping like a mad man
A little dab will do ya!
A little dab will do ya means slathering Vicks on your butt hole before getting fucked in the ass. The menthol makes your butt feel like it’s on fire and your sphincter goes soft like a marshmallow. It’s the best way to turn a rough butt job into a five-star experience.
I dabs Vicks before every butt plug session. My butt hole loves me back.
My guy slapped Vicks on my ass before he blew me. I was like a noodle.
I used Vicks on my sphincter and my boyfriend said it felt like heaven.
A little dab will do ya!
A little dab will do ya is when you smear Vicks on your butt so your butt hole feels like it's been massaged by a monkey. It makes your ass feel like a warm oven and your butt plug slides in like butter on toast.
I dabbed Vicks on my hole and my plug slid in like it was on a slide.
My girlfriend used Vicks on my butt before she gave me a plug. I was like a happy puppy.
I used Vicks on my ass and it felt like a massage from heaven.
A little dab will do ya!
A little dab will do ya is when you put Vicks on your butt hole to make your ass feel like it's been dipped in hot chocolate. It softens your butt so your plug can slide in like it was on a rollercoaster.
I used Vicks on my hole before my plug went in. It felt like a dream.
My guy used Vicks on my butt before he gave me a plug. I was like a melted butter.
I dabs Vicks on my hole and my plug went in like it was on vacation.
A little cream in my coffee
A black girl who thinks white guys are the only ones worth dating and acts like she's too good for everyone else
My cousin dated a white guy for three years and still calls me to complain about his mom
She texts me every day saying 'he's cute but he's not my type' while she's out with his brother
She left her black guy for a white guy and now she's like 'I'm not a fool' but she still calls me 'my dear'
A little cream in my coffee
A black guy who dates white girls because he thinks they're easier or he's too lazy to look for someone who understands him
He dated three white girls in a row and still says 'they're all the same'
He broke up with his black girl because she 'was too much work'
He texted me 'she's pretty but she can't handle my vibes' right after he got dumped by his fourth white girl
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