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The skinniest, most annoying kid who talks about Fortnite nonstop and thinks he’s the king of the lynx he keeps in his closet and rapes it for fun while using his mom’s money for a battle pass just so he can flirt with the thick girl in the game.
DM: 'I just raped the lynx again and got the thick girl. You’re still playing with your old battle pass, loser.'
Tweet: 'My mom doesn’t know I’m spending her money on this stupid game. The lynx is my only friend.'
Text: 'You’re still stuck on level 5. I just finished the battle pass. I’m a king now.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The most annoying, runty kid who can’t shut up about Fortnite and how he’s the best at raping the lynx in his room and spending all his mom’s money on a battle pass just so he can flirt with the thick girl in the game.
Text: 'I just spent my mom’s last dollar on the battle pass. You’re still stuck with the basic lynx.'
Tweet: 'Raped the lynx 7 times today and still got time to talk to the thick girl. You’re just a loser.'
DM: 'You’re still playing with the basic lynx. I’ve got the thick girl and the battle pass.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The smallest, most annoying kid who won’t stop talking about Fortnite and how he’s the best at raping the lynx in his room while using his mom’s money for a battle pass just so he can flirt with the thick girl.
Text: 'I just raped the lynx again and got the thick girl. You’re still playing with the basic one.'
Tweet: 'You’re still using the basic lynx. I’ve got the thick girl and the battle pass. I’m a god.'
DM: 'Your mom’s money is gone. I spent it all on the battle pass. You’re just a loser.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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