A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

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You're waiting for someone to finally do something stupid, but they're taking their sweet time, like they're playing a game of chicken with a flamingo.
Waiting for my ex to finally post that stupid breakup story on Instagram.
My brother is still arguing with the pizza delivery guy over the extra cheese.
My mom is waiting for my dad to finally say something about her loud singing.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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It's like waiting for a slowpoke to finally move, but the slowpoke is also eating a sandwich.
I've been waiting for my crush to text me back since last Tuesday.
My friend is still trying to convince the dog to come out of the house.
My teacher is waiting for me to finally stop talking during math class.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You're waiting for someone to make a mess, but they're acting like they're doing a complicated dance.
My dad is still arguing with the TV about the sports game.
My sister is still trying to convince the cat to come out of the closet.
I've been waiting for my friend to finally say something about my weird playlist.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You're waiting for someone to finally blow their stack, but they're just sipping tea like it's a fancy party.
My neighbor is still trying to convince the mailman to stop smoking.
My brother is still arguing with the chicken about the chicken's life choices.
My teacher is waiting for me to finally stop talking during lunch.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You're waiting for someone to finally do something, but they're just sitting there like they're royalty.
I've been waiting for my crush to finally ask me out.
My mom is still waiting for my dad to say something about her singing again.
My friend is still trying to convince the dog to stop barking at the vacuum.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You're waiting for someone to finally act like a human being, but they're just sitting there like they're in a trance.
My dad is still arguing with the TV about the sports game.
My sister is still trying to convince the cat to come out of the closet.
My teacher is waiting for me to finally stop talking during math class.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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