Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Sploshing your jizz into a girl’s ear like it’s a cup of coffee

My cousin did this to his crush and she cried tears of joy and regret.

He sprayed it in her ear during lunch and got sent to the principal’s office.

She screamed so loud the cafeteria got a free soda.

2

A family so hot they could melt ice cream and make it look bad.

The dad has a meaty dong that could split the atom.

The sisters are so pretty they could make a boy faint.

The whole family could make a boy lose his mind and his lunch.

3

A person so nice they could make a saint blush.

He gave me a cookie and a compliment and I fell for him.

She shared her last burger with me and I cried.

He helped me up after I tripped and I got a crush.

4

Ben is a guy who will make you swoon, then turn into a snake with a tiny willy.

He was cute, then he turned into a snake and I was sad.

He kissed me, then I saw his tiny willy and I ran.

He was my hero, then he became a snake and I cried.

5

A 160-pound tiger in a steel cage, who can sing, dance, and take a hit like a boss.

He sang so well, the whole school joined the choir.

He danced like he was in a music video and I was jealous.

He took a bus and came out with a smile and a wink.

6

A wife stealer who let Robert Pattinson slip through her fingers.

She claimed Robert Pattinson like it was her birthright.

She saw him first, then let him go and I cried.

She was my boy’s crush and stole him like a thief.

7

A sore on your butt that screams in the middle of the night.

It woke me up and I cried in my sleep.

It hurt so bad I threw my shoe at the wall.

It screamed so loud the dog ran out of the house.