A waste

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A waste is someone who spends your money like it’s pocket change and acts like they’re king of the world. They’re the reason you’re broke and your life is a mess.

My kid spends $50 on candy and calls me a waste. I’m the waste?!

My niece got a degree and still can’t tell time. Total waste.

My cousin got a scholarship and blew it on a video game. Waste of money.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A total waste is when someone under 30 acts like they’re the smartest person in the room, but they can’t spell 'Tuesday' and still think they’re a genius.

My neighbor thinks he’s a genius. He can’t even spell 'Tuesday'. Waste.

My friend got a degree and still doesn’t know what a ‘comma’ is. Waste.

My cousin got a scholarship and spent it on snacks. Total waste.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A waste is when you drink so much that you puke on the floor and wake up the next day with a headache so bad it feels like your brain was hit by a truck.

I drank 10 beers and puked on the couch. Total waste.

My friend drank until he passed out and woke up with a hangover. Waste of a day.

I drank so much I passed out and missed my flight. Waste of a vacation.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

To be totally wasted is when you’re so drunk you can’t walk straight, can’t talk straight, and think you’re a superhero.

I drank until I thought I could fly. I’m wasted.

My brother got so drunk he tried to dance on a table. He was wasted.

My friend got so wasted he tried to fight a robot. Total waste.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A waste is when you get so high you think you can fly, or when you get shot and die like a total idiot.

I got so high I thought I could fly. Total waste.

My friend got shot and died. Total waste.

I got high and tried to eat a whole pizza. Waste of a day.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A waste is a person who is as mean as a witch and as selfish as a greedy kid. It can also be a bad event that makes your day worse than your ex’s face.

My mom is a waste. She’s meaner than a witch.

My brother’s birthday party was a waste. It was worse than my ex’s face.

The movie was a waste. It was worse than my math test.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

To be wasted is when you’re so drunk or high you can’t tell your left from your right and think your pizza is alive.

I got so wasted I thought my pizza was alive.

My friend got wasted and tried to talk to a wall. Total waste.

I got wasted and tried to dance on a chair. Total waste.

by Slangipedia 15d ago