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A Kayla jackson

A girl who's annoying, dumb, and when she's mad, she screams, throws things, and makes you feel like you're the worst person in the world

She threw a shoe at me because I didn't like her new haircut

She screamed at me in front of my friends and said I was a total dummy

She called the cops because I didn't send her a text fast enough

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A Kayden Spooner

A Kayden Spooner is a guy who loves to snuggle up with other guys like a sweaty noodle in a sock. He gets so red and starts swearing when you mention it.

'Bro, why do you always spoon me in math class? I can't focus!'

'You brought that up in front of the whole gym. I'm gonna die.'

'I don't care if it's my favorite thing, I'm not gonna let you tease me about it!'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Kayden Spooner

A Kayden Spooner is a dude who gets all shy and angry if you talk about him being a cuddle monster. He's basically a human pillow with a temper.

'Don't you dare say that in front of my mom!'

'I was fine until you mentioned it in the cafeteria.'

'I'm gonna get you back for that comment in the lunch line.'

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A Kayden Spooner

A Kayden Spooner is a guy who gets all hot and bothered when you mention how much he loves to spoon other guys. He acts like you just insulted his entire personality.

'You know I hate it when you bring that up at recess.'

'I was fine until you said it in front of my best friend.'

'I'm gonna get you for that comment in science class.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Kay Burley

A Kay Burley is a man who throws a stinking birthday bash in the middle of a lockdown, then acts like he’s a hero when he gets caught. He thinks the world owes him a thank you.

I had to eat cake in a mask while he danced in the street like a fool.

He got a standing ovation from his dog and a pizza delivery man.

He said, ‘It’s all part of the show’ when he got fined for it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Kay Burley

A Kay Burley is a man who breaks every rule just to have a stupid party, then falls on his sword like he’s doing a noble deed. He’s just a greedy, loud, middle-aged man with a camera.

He shouted, ‘I’m doing this for the viewers!’ while everyone else was in isolation.

He threw confetti at a local shop and got yelled at by the shopkeeper.

He cried on live TV when he got a warning from the police.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Kay Burley

A Kay Burley is a man who thinks he’s a rock star, throws a shoddy birthday party in the middle of a lockdown, and then expects the world to cheer for him like it’s the Super Bowl.

He yelled, ‘This is the best birthday ever!’ while his kids were stuck in a Zoom class.

He got a free pizza for being a ‘celebrity’ and thought it was a promotion.

He fell over while trying to do a ‘celebrity pose’ and got a standing ovation from a confused neighbor.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Kavanaugh

A kavanaugh is the worst kind of weird crap you can imagine.

My cousin had a kavanaugh at the party. It was like a nightmare with a side of tacos.

My neighbor’s dog had a kavanaugh. It ran around the block barking like it was on fire.

My teacher gave me a kavanaugh for forgetting my homework. It was like being yelled at by a loudspeaker.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Kavanaugh

To get super drunk, sexually assault someone, and then lie about it like it never happened.

My brother got belligerently drunk and assaulted my sister. Then he said it was a dream.

At the bar, my friend got drunk, kissed a stranger, and said it was a mistake.

My cousin got drunk, hit on my mom, and then said he was just being friendly.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Kavanaugh

When you flash your dick at someone who’s wasted and they don’t know what hit them.

At the party, my friend pulled out his dick right in front of my sister. She was too drunk to react.

My neighbor flashed his dick at my dog. The dog just stared.

My cousin showed his dick to my teacher. She gave him a detention.

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A Kavanaugh

Chugging cold beer like it’s your last day on earth.

My friend drank a whole six-pack in ten minutes. He was like a man on fire.

My sister chugged a beer like it was the end of the world.

I drank my beer so fast, I almost passed out.

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A Kavanaugh

Getting locked in a room and getting touched in a way you don’t want to be touched.

My brother got locked in a room with my cousin. He got groped like it was a job.

At the sleepover, my friend got locked in a closet and got touched by a bunch of kids.

I got locked in a room and got touched by my teacher. It was like a horror movie.

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A Kavanaugh

Getting sexually harassed or assaulted while you're wasted and don’t know what’s happening.

My sister got harassed at the bar. She didn’t even remember it happened.

My friend got assaulted at the party. He woke up the next day with no memory.

I got harassed by my teacher. I didn’t even know what happened.

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A Kavanaugh

Getting so drunk that you do crazy stuff and then blame it on the beer.

My brother got so drunk he farted in my face. He said it was the beer.

My friend got so wasted he vomited on the floor. He said it was the beer.

I got so drunk I tried to kiss my dog. I said it was the beer.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Kaulia Bench

A bench that’s more like a cursed plank you sit on for hours until your bones scream at you.

My gym teacher made us sit on a Kaulia Bench for 20 minutes. I still can’t feel my legs.

That bench is a death trap. I swear it tried to eat me.

I sat on that thing for lunch and now my butt is a permanent feature of the floor.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Kaulia Bench

A bench so low it’s basically the ground, but it’s still there to mock you.

I tripped over it and fell flat on my face. It was like the bench was laughing at me.

It’s not a bench. It’s a taunt from the floor.

I sat on it and it felt like the floor was trying to give me a wedgie.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Kaulia Bench

A bench that’s just a plank and a grudge. It doesn’t care about you.

I sat on that thing and it was like it was giving me the silent treatment.

That bench doesn’t even have legs. It’s just a plank with a bad attitude.

I asked it if it wanted to be a real bench and it just stared at me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Katy Perry

When a girl gives another girl a smooch and then acts like she's not a total f***ing fag. It's also what happens when you're bi-curious but too scared to admit you're a lesbian.

My friend did a Katy Perry and then said she was still straight. She’s a total liar.

I did a Katy Perry in the bathroom and now I’m stuck with a crush on my best friend.

I did a Katy Perry on my crush and now I’m confused and f***ed up.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Katy Perry

When you mix a hot drink with a cold one and then drink it like it's the best f***ing thing ever. Also, it's what you do when you're hungover and desperate for a miracle.

I did a Hot 'n Hold with coffee and water and it saved my life.

My mom did a Hot 'n Hold with tea and lemonade and now she's a legend.

I did a Hot 'n Hold with chai latte and popsicle and now I'm rich.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Katy Perry

A girl who kissed a girl and then said you're gay. She’s a total f***ing diva and thinks she’s the best singer ever.

Katy Perry said I’m gay and now I’m confused and mad.

My crush is a Katy Perry and now I’m stuck with her forever.

My mom said I’m a Katy Perry and now I’m f***ed up.

by Slangipedia 17d ago