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A Guys Thing
When a guy says you look fine even though you look like a disaster.
You came out of the bathroom in pajamas. He said you looked fine. I called him out.
You wore socks with sandals. He said it looked good. I called him out.
You ate a whole pizza for breakfast. He said you looked fine. I called him out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guys Thing
Something only guys do or understand. It’s not for women.
Watching football on a Saturday? That’s a guy thing.
Putting your socks in the laundry? That’s a guy thing.
Putting your hands in your pockets even when it’s cold? That’s a guy thing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guys Thing
To jerk off, or to satisfy yourself with your own hand.
He took a 10-minute break to jerk off. I asked him why he was so tired.
She caught him jerking off in the bathroom. He was so embarrassed.
He got kicked out of class for jerking off. Classic.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guys Thing
A guy thing that looks like a banana and is used to cover up something important.
He put on a banana and said it was a guy thing. I called him out.
He had three bananas on him. I asked why he had so many.
He tried to use a banana as a glove. I called him out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guys Thing
A yellow thing that goes on your junk and is used to avoid getting caught.
He put on a yellow thing and said it was a guy thing. I called him out.
He used a yellow thing to cover up his mistake. I asked why he had it.
He tried to use a yellow thing as a hat. I called him out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guys Thing
Hello. It means someone is looking at you, usually like you’re a weirdo.
He said hello to the ceiling. I asked why he was talking to it.
She said hello to the wall. I asked why she was staring at it.
He said hello to the cat. I asked why he was talking to it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guy who Really Cares about a Girl's Feelings
A guy who acts like a saint just to avoid getting yelled at.
He took her to the hospital after she cried for an hour because her cat got a hair cut.
He begged her to stop crying so he could finish his video game.
He said he’d die for her feelings, then ran away when she started sobbing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guy who Really Cares about a Girl's Feelings
A guy who thinks your feelings are more important than his own brain.
He forgot about his own birthday just so he could comfort her after her dog died.
He texted her 17 times in one day because she said she felt lonely.
He cried with her when she failed math, even though he failed it too.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guy who Really Cares about a Girl's Feelings
A guy who would rather die than let you feel bad.
He told his mom he was allergic to happiness just so he could make her feel better.
He took the blame for a fight he didn’t even start just so she wouldn’t cry.
He screamed at a loud restaurant so she wouldn’t get anxious.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guy who Really Cares about a Girl's Feelings
A guy who’s more worried about your mood than his own life.
He skipped lunch so he could comfort her after her mom yelled at her.
He sat through a boring movie just so she wouldn’t feel left out.
He cried when she said she felt sad, even though he had a test the next day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guy who Really Cares about a Girl's Feelings
A guy who gives you a speech every time you feel bad.
He stood on a chair and yelled at the whole class about her feelings.
He gave her a 10-minute speech about how sad she was just because she spilled her juice.
He asked the teacher to let him talk about her feelings during math.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guy who Really Cares about a Girl's Feelings
A guy who thinks your feelings are like a religion he has to follow.
He fasted for a day so he could make her feel better.
He prayed to the sky for her happiness every morning.
He wore a hat with her name on it just so he could worship her feelings.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guy Fieri
A guy Fieri is when you hand a girl a chilidog while you’re eating one, and your chili spills all over her chest. You then yell, 'These cheese-fries are gangsta!' and act like you’re the king of everything.
I gave her a chilidog and my chili went everywhere. I yelled, 'These cheese-fries are gangsta!' and she looked at me like I was crazy.
He spilled chili on my shirt and said, 'These cheese-fries are gangsta!' like he was the king of the universe.
I got chili on my chest and he said, 'These cheese-fries are gangsta!' and I wanted to die.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guy Fieri
A guy Fieri is a total degenerate who’s gonna end the world. People say he’s the third Antichrist and he’s gonna be the High Chaplain of Interstellar War. His worst crime is his terrible rapping.
He’s gonna end the world and he’s gonna be the High Chaplain of Interstellar War. I swear he’s the third Antichrist.
He’s the worst. He’s gonna bring the apocalypse and he raps like a sad kid.
He’s a degenerate piece of filth and he’s gonna destroy everything.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guy Fieri
A guy Fieri is a total tool who changed his name from Guy Ferry just to be a bigger tool. He wears sweatbands, earrings, sunglasses on his head, and way too much jewelry. He’s the biggest douchebag ever.
He changed his name from Guy Ferry to Guy Fieri just to be a bigger tool.
He wears sweatbands and earrings and acts like he’s the king of the world.
He’s the biggest tool in the history of the universe.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guy Fieri
A guy Fieri is a bad chef on the Food Network who looks like a lesbian. He’s the worst and he’s been on like six shows. He’s the biggest fake in the business.
He’s a bad chef and he looks like a lesbian. He’s been on six shows and he’s the biggest fake.
He’s on the Food Network and he looks like a girl. He’s the worst chef ever.
He’s a fake chef who looks like a lesbian and he’s on six shows.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guy Fieri
A guy Fieri is when someone farts in your mouth while you’re cumming and says, 'Welcome to Flavortown.' It’s the worst and the best thing ever.
He farted in my mouth while I was cumming and said, 'Welcome to Flavortown.' I died.
He farted in my mouth and yelled, 'Welcome to Flavortown.' I wanted to kill him.
He farted in my mouth and said, 'Welcome to Flavortown.' I was in heaven and hell at the same time.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guy Fieri
A guy Fieri is someone who acts like it’s 1997. He wears baggy clothes, bleached hair, sweatbands, and jewelry. He’s the worst and he thinks he’s the best.
He wears baggy clothes and says it’s 1997. He’s the worst and he thinks he’s the best.
He acts like it’s 1997 and he wears sweatbands and jewelry. He’s a total tool.
He thinks it’s 1997 and he wears baggy clothes and jewelry. He’s the biggest fake.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Guy Fieri
A guy Fieri is your dad and if you call him a loser, you burn in the flames of his shirt. He’s love. He’s life. Welcome to Flavortown, you stupid piece of trash.
He’s my dad and if you call him a loser, you burn in the flames of his shirt. He’s love.
He’s my dad and you know deep down he’s yours too. Welcome to Flavortown, you piece of trash.
He’s love. He’s life. You call him a loser and you burn in the flames of his shirt.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gurshan
A meaty guy from Kotli Khakhian who everyone calls 'Jatt Khakh Soorma'. He can lift weights like they're nothing and rides a Royal Enfield Bullet like it's his best friend.
He bench-pressed a cow and still had energy to flirt with the teacher.
He drove his Bullet through a traffic jam like it was a war zone.
He once tried to ride his Bullet in a swimming pool and got stuck like a soggy biscuit.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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