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A Crazy Nigga

When someone acts like a fool. They do stupid things. They’re wild.

He did something wild. He’s a fool.

He acted like a fool. He’s wild.

He did something stupid. He’s a fool.

A Crazy Nigga

This nigga is so crazy, even Uncle Ruckus can’t fix him. He’ll kill your whole family if you look at him wrong.

He killed my whole family. He’s that crazy.

Uncle Ruckus can’t fix him. He’s that crazy.

He’ll kill your family if you look at him wrong.

A Crayon will kill but a knife will not

a dumb phrase you say when you're stuck doing a movie project with the worst people ever

You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. Because I'm stuck with Billy who thinks drama is a food group.

You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. I'm crying in the corner because Billy wouldn't let me use the green crayon.

You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. I'm writing this on the back of my worksheet because I'm done with this nonsense.

A Crayon will kill but a knife will not

a stupid line you say when your group is so bad it's like watching a horror movie

You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. Because my group is worse than the cafeteria.

You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. I'm hiding behind the computer because I'm scared of what they'll do next.

You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. I'm literally considering a career change to something like being a tree.

A Crayon will kill but a knife will not

a nonsense saying you yell when your movie project is the worst thing ever

You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. My group's movie is so bad it's giving me existential dread.

You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. I'm more excited about this project than I am about my lunch.

You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. I'm going to die of embarrassment when this thing is shown in class.

A person who shoves old, stale, melted easter candy into a pumpkin and calls it a masterpiece

"You think that's a jack-o-lantern? That's a cursed Halloween experiment!", @CandyCursed

My cousin tried to use 2004's easter candy for halloween and got excommunicated from the candy church

I saw a kid try to use 1998's easter candy and it looked like a dead raccoon in a sock.

A mean word made by Strong Bad because he had no life and was mad at the world

Strong Bad says, 'A crap for that!' because he can't even beat a video game without screaming

I got a 'A crap for that!' from Strong Bad after I beat him at Mario Kart

Strong Bad yelled 'A crap for that!' when his Wiimote broke mid-game.

What a chicken says when it's too scared to say 'shut the fuck up'

The chicken whispered, 'A crap for that,' when the farmer yelled at it

The chicken said 'A crap for that' instead of 'shut the fuck up' when the farmer yelled at it

The chicken said 'A crap for that' to the farmer because it was too scared to say 'shut the fuck up'.

A stupid game with dice where people bet money and hope they don't lose

I lost $50 at craps because I rolled a 2 and cried

My uncle plays craps all day and still doesn't know what he's doing

Craps is like gambling for people who think they’re smart.

A word I use a lot that cunts hate because I'm too cool for them

I said 'crap' and a cunt said, 'You're not cool, you're just lazy!'

I used 'crap' in a sentence and a cunt laughed at me

I said 'crap' in front of a cunt and they threw a fit.

The most overused word on Earth that can mean everything and nothing at the same time

'Crap' is the best word to use when you're too lazy to think of anything else

I said 'crap' 50 times in a row and no one yelled at me

Crap is like the Swiss Army knife of words.

Talking for so long that even your dog falls asleep

My teacher talked for 4 hours and my dog fell asleep in the middle of the classroom

My mom talked for so long that my dog walked out of the room

I talked for 30 minutes straight and my dog looked at me like I was a weirdo.

When you're stuck in a mess and you just plain walk away like you're leaving a broken relationship and a bad haircut behind.

'I did a Craig David and left the party before the karaoke started.'

'He did a Craig David after his ex showed up with a new guy.'

'I did a Craig David after my boss yelled at me for three hours.'

A crazy drink that's like tequila and pineapple juice mixed together and you have to drink them in the weirdest way ever.

'I tried a Craig David and I nearly choked on pineapple juice.'

'At the pub, we all did a Craig David and half of us threw up.'

'That drink is so stupid, but I still do a Craig David every time.'

The most amazing singer who can sing anything but no one knows his name because he’s too good for fame.

'Craig David is the best singer, and no one gives him the credit he deserves.'

'He can sing pop, RnB, and even hip-hop like it’s his job.'

'If he was famous, the world would be better.'

When you're stuck in a situation and you just leave like you're escaping a bad relationship and a bad haircut.

'I did a fill me in and left the party before the karaoke started.'

'He did a fill me in after his ex showed up with a new guy.'

'I did a fill me in after my boss yelled at me for three hours.'

When you leave a situation like you're walking away from a bad relationship and a bad haircut and you're doing it with style.

'I did a walking away and left the party before the karaoke started.'

'He did a walking away after his ex showed up with a new guy.'

'I did a walking away after my boss yelled at me for three hours.'

When someone loses their mind and yells at you like you owe them money and their dog just died.

'She went mental when her phone died in the middle of a video call.'

'He went mental when his pizza was late by 20 minutes.'

'I went mental when my dog ate my homework.'

When a woman trims her pubic hair so much it looks like a beard, and it looks like it was done by a man named Craig David.

'Her pubic hair looked like a beard and it was terrifying.'

'He had a beard and a woman had a pubic beard and it was the same.'

'That woman had a pubic beard and it was wild.'