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A Boy Hang
When a guy is so chill he lets his junk hang out like a free bird. No pants. No shame. Just pure glory.
Bro, I’m gonna let my boys hang at the park. You coming?
I walked into the gym and my guy was hanging out like a king.
I told my mom I was gonna hang out with my friends. She said, ‘Don’t let your junk hang too much.’
A Boy Hang
When someone calls you a boy or a son, and you take it as a personal insult. You reply with ‘I got your boy hanging,’ which basically means your dick is hanging out, and you’re not afraid to show it.
My uncle called me a boy. I said, ‘I got your boy hanging.’ He laughed for 10 minutes.
My teacher called me a son. I said, ‘I got your boy hanging.’ He gave me detention.
My friend called me a boy. I said, ‘I got your boy hanging.’ He said, ‘You’re a real man.’
A Boy Hang
When you're hanging with a boy, and you're not sure if he’s trying to flirt or just hanging out with a friend. It's like a game of chicken with your heart.
I was hanging with my boy. He didn’t say anything. I thought he was just being quiet.
We were hanging out. He kept looking at me. I thought he was flirting. He wasn’t.
We hung out for an hour. I thought it was a date. He thought it was a hangout.
A Box of Matches
Used when a person, place, or thing is so fire it makes your toes curl. It’s like the ultimate flex.
My new shoes? A box of matches.
This pizza is a box of matches.
My dog just stared me down like a box of matches.
A Box of Matches
A teen who can’t tell his mom from his ex, gets hit in the head with a beachball, and yells, ‘Who did that?’ like he’s in a teen drama.
My cousin got hit with a beachball and yelled ‘Who did that?’
He got hit with a beachball and acted like it was a movie scene.
He got hit with a beachball and didn’t even know who did it.
A Box of Matches
A teen who can’t tell his mom from his ex, got hit in the head with a beachball, and screamed, ‘Who did that?’ like it was the worst thing ever.
He got hit with a beachball and screamed, ‘Who did that?’
He got hit with a beachball and didn’t even know who it was.
He got hit with a beachball and looked like he had died.
A Box of Matches
The ultimate tool, like the worst tool ever, with extra douchey accessories, so bad it makes your brain hurt.
That guy is the ultimate tool with douchey accessories.
He has more douchey stuff than a tool box.
He’s the worst tool ever.
A Box of Matches
When two fat people go at it like they’re in a wrestling match, slapping their saggy tits like it’s a fight.
Those two were slapping their tits like boxers.
They looked like they were in a wrestling match.
They were slapping their saggy tits like it was a competition.
A Box of Matches
When two guys eat each other’s butts until one loses and gets a black eye from being too gay.
Those two were eating each other’s butts like it was a competition.
They were eating each other’s butts until one lost.
He got a black eye from eating another guy’s butt.
A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer
A tongue-twisting curse from the old theatre days. It's so hard to say, it made Cards Against Humanity add it to their game, and people still can't get it right without laughing or crying.
My teacher made us say it 10 times in a row. I got a headache and a detention.
My brother tried to say it at a party and spilled his drink. It was a disaster.
I said it so fast, I confused the whole class. They thought I was talking nonsense.
A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer
A cursed phrase from the theatre that made everyone’s tongues go numb. Cards Against Humanity took it for their game, and now it's a way to tease your friends when they mess up.
My friend tried to say it in front of the whole school. He got a laugh and a slap on the back.
I said it so slow, my teacher thought I was mocking the phrase.
My cousin tried it on a Zoom call and got stuck. It was awkward.
A Box of Assorted cremes
a messy pile of cum from multiple guys in one place
My aunt got a box of assorted cremes at the family reunion
He brought a box of assorted cremes to the office party
She got a box of assorted cremes after the school dance
A Box of Assorted cremes
when your snatch gets used by more than one guy at the same time
My cousin's box of assorted cremes was legendary
He got a box of assorted cremes from the bar
My friend’s box of assorted cremes got her expelled
A Box of Assorted cremes
a big mess of jizz from several guys in one spot
My mom got a box of assorted cremes at the church event
He got a box of assorted cremes after the football game
She got a box of assorted cremes during the talent show
A Box Of Hurtin
A Box Of Hurtin is like a full bag of broken bones and bad decisions. It’s got 12 Hurtin Units crammed in there like sardines in a can.
My ex sent me a Box Of Hurtin for forgetting our anniversary. It was 12 years of guilt in one hit.
My dog got a Box Of Hurtin for eating my homework. He cried like a baby.
My mom gave me a Box Of Hurtin for failing math. I still haven’t recovered.
A Box Of Hurtin
A Box Of Hurtin is when your pain is so strong it comes in a box. It’s 12 Hurtin Units of pure misery, like getting kicked by a donkey.
My brother got a Box Of Hurtin for losing the game. He cried like he was kicked by a donkey.
My teacher gave me a Box Of Hurtin for talking too much. I’ve been in pain ever since.
My cat got a Box Of Hurtin for knocking over my cereal. It was like 12 little kicks.
A Box Of Hurtin
A Box Of Hurtin is like 12 hurt feelings all wrapped up in a bag. It’s the next level of pain after the regular Hurtin Unit. You won’t survive it.
My friend got a Box Of Hurtin for breaking my phone. I could hear her crying from the next room.
My dad got a Box Of Hurtin for forgetting my birthday. He looked like he was about to die.
My brother got a Box Of Hurtin for stealing my pizza. He cried like it was the last slice on Earth.
A Box Of Assorted Creams
A vagina that's been used like a toilet by a bunch of guys.
My aunt got a box of assorted creams after her weekend with the bar guys.
That girl’s got a box of assorted creams, I saw her with four guys at once.
He said he got a box of assorted creams from his ex’s birthday party.
A Box Of Assorted Creams
A woman’s snatch that's been filled with cum from multiple guys, like a party favor.
She got a box of assorted creams after the office pool party.
He brought her a box of assorted creams as a thank you gift.
That girl’s got a box of assorted creams, she’s been sleeping with the whole football team.
A Box Of Assorted Creams
A vagina that's been penetrated by more than one guy, and it's been used a lot.
She got a box of assorted creams from the weekend sleepover with her friends.
He got a box of assorted creams after his date with the whole squad.
That girl’s got a box of assorted creams, I saw her with three guys at once.
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