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A Box of Matches
When two guys eat each other’s butts until one loses and gets a black eye from being too gay.
Those two were eating each other’s butts like it was a competition.
They were eating each other’s butts until one lost.
He got a black eye from eating another guy’s butt.
A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer
A tongue-twisting curse from the old theatre days. It's so hard to say, it made Cards Against Humanity add it to their game, and people still can't get it right without laughing or crying.
My teacher made us say it 10 times in a row. I got a headache and a detention.
My brother tried to say it at a party and spilled his drink. It was a disaster.
I said it so fast, I confused the whole class. They thought I was talking nonsense.
A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer
A cursed phrase from the theatre that made everyone’s tongues go numb. Cards Against Humanity took it for their game, and now it's a way to tease your friends when they mess up.
My friend tried to say it in front of the whole school. He got a laugh and a slap on the back.
I said it so slow, my teacher thought I was mocking the phrase.
My cousin tried it on a Zoom call and got stuck. It was awkward.
A Box of Assorted cremes
a messy pile of cum from multiple guys in one place
My aunt got a box of assorted cremes at the family reunion
He brought a box of assorted cremes to the office party
She got a box of assorted cremes after the school dance
A Box of Assorted cremes
when your snatch gets used by more than one guy at the same time
My cousin's box of assorted cremes was legendary
He got a box of assorted cremes from the bar
My friend’s box of assorted cremes got her expelled
A Box of Assorted cremes
a big mess of jizz from several guys in one spot
My mom got a box of assorted cremes at the church event
He got a box of assorted cremes after the football game
She got a box of assorted cremes during the talent show
A Box Of Hurtin
A Box Of Hurtin is like a full bag of broken bones and bad decisions. It’s got 12 Hurtin Units crammed in there like sardines in a can.
My ex sent me a Box Of Hurtin for forgetting our anniversary. It was 12 years of guilt in one hit.
My dog got a Box Of Hurtin for eating my homework. He cried like a baby.
My mom gave me a Box Of Hurtin for failing math. I still haven’t recovered.
A Box Of Hurtin
A Box Of Hurtin is when your pain is so strong it comes in a box. It’s 12 Hurtin Units of pure misery, like getting kicked by a donkey.
My brother got a Box Of Hurtin for losing the game. He cried like he was kicked by a donkey.
My teacher gave me a Box Of Hurtin for talking too much. I’ve been in pain ever since.
My cat got a Box Of Hurtin for knocking over my cereal. It was like 12 little kicks.
A Box Of Hurtin
A Box Of Hurtin is like 12 hurt feelings all wrapped up in a bag. It’s the next level of pain after the regular Hurtin Unit. You won’t survive it.
My friend got a Box Of Hurtin for breaking my phone. I could hear her crying from the next room.
My dad got a Box Of Hurtin for forgetting my birthday. He looked like he was about to die.
My brother got a Box Of Hurtin for stealing my pizza. He cried like it was the last slice on Earth.
A Box Of Assorted Creams
A vagina that's been used like a toilet by a bunch of guys.
My aunt got a box of assorted creams after her weekend with the bar guys.
That girl’s got a box of assorted creams, I saw her with four guys at once.
He said he got a box of assorted creams from his ex’s birthday party.
A Box Of Assorted Creams
A woman’s snatch that's been filled with cum from multiple guys, like a party favor.
She got a box of assorted creams after the office pool party.
He brought her a box of assorted creams as a thank you gift.
That girl’s got a box of assorted creams, she’s been sleeping with the whole football team.
A Box Of Assorted Creams
A vagina that's been penetrated by more than one guy, and it's been used a lot.
She got a box of assorted creams from the weekend sleepover with her friends.
He got a box of assorted creams after his date with the whole squad.
That girl’s got a box of assorted creams, I saw her with three guys at once.
A Box Of Assorted Creams
A slut who gets used by anyone with a cock, and it's easy to get her.
She got a box of assorted creams after her date with the whole football team.
He got a box of assorted creams from the subway cockwash.
That girl’s got a box of assorted creams, she’s been with every guy in the school.
A Box Of Assorted Creams
A box of different cum types, like a collection from a bunch of guys.
She got a box of assorted creams after the group sex party.
He got a box of assorted creams from his ex’s vacation.
That girl’s got a box of assorted creams, she’s been with ten different guys this month.
A Bowman
A Bowman is a human-shaped blob who can’t talk to people without getting flustered like a confused goldfish. They drone on like a broken toaster and take forever to do anything simple.
My cousin is a Bowman. He stared at me for 10 minutes before saying, 'Hello.'
At the party, the Bowman just stood in the corner and muttered, 'I’m fine.'
My teacher is a Bowman. She took 30 minutes to hand back a test.
A Bowman
To Bowmanate is to get so drunk you’re basically a human fountain and everyone around you is laughing like they’ve never seen a man cry at a karaoke bar.
My friend Bowmanated at the bar and tried to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ while crying.
At the wedding, my uncle Bowmanated and started dancing with the cake.
The Bowmanating started at 2 PM and didn’t stop until 10 PM.
A Bowman
A Bowmanate is someone who got bowmanated. They’re usually left in a heap on the floor, confused, maybe bleeding, or just really sore.
My sister got Bowmanated by my dad and ended up on the floor with a bruise.
The dog got Bowmanated and now just stares at the wall.
My cousin got Bowmanated and forgot how to speak.
A Bowman
A Bowman is someone who shoots arrows at people from a long way off. Back in the day, they were the main reason knights got turned into meat pies.
The Bowman at the reenactment shot an arrow right through the knight’s helmet.
My history teacher said, 'Bowmen killed knights at Crecy!'
That Bowman at the park shot my dog.
A Bowman
To become a Bowman is to get bowmanated. It’s like getting married, but with more screaming and less vows.
I became a Bowman after my uncle bowmanated me at the family reunion.
My friend joined the Bowman family after getting bowmanated by his brother.
I became a Bowman just because I liked the sound of it.
A Bowman
A Bowman is someone who argues like a confused turtle. They dodge questions, change the subject, and tell random stories just to shut you up.
My brother started arguing about the weather instead of answering my question.
At the dinner table, my mom just told a story about her cat and ignored everything else.
My teacher argued about a pencil and forgot the whole lesson.
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